A list of puns related to "May Co."
I came into work today with a pretty noticeable sunburn.
Co-worker: "Happy Father's Day"
Me: "Why? You know I don't have any kids."
Co-worker: "Because it looks like you spent a lot of time with your sun yesterday."
I car pool with one of my co-workers and our conversation this morning went like this:
Me: "This job is just depressing. I know we work in IT and are secluded down in a basement but I would feel more cheerful if we were located in the office with WINDOWS..."
Him: "What are you talking about? We already are in an office with plenty of windows"
Me: "Huh?"
Him: "We work in IT. They're plenty of Windows to see."
I don't know what to do with it. I am going to cry.
That is so not appealing. I am left fuming. I may go into a vegetative state.
A younger co-worker just walked past my office and said "I'm so tired," to which I replied "Hello Miss Tired, may I call you 'So'"?
She was immediately in absolute hysterical laughter. I don't know how long it went on. She walked away and was still laughing until she was out of ear shot.
I'm starting to suspect she's drunk.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
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