An irrelephant
German children are kinder.
“I play a little guitar!"
Irrelevant. Sorry just addressing the elephant in the room here.
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
Patrick will always be the Star of the show
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
Well, it’s black and white.
That's Irsay.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
It’s night
I don't know, but I'm tired of getting hit with these bananas!
He’ll come around eventually.
It’s a real head scratcher.
UBUNTU.
SurPise!
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
At the end of the day it's evening
Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan...
Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.
He was a master of the duck shun.
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
Immediately the bartender tells him to get out "We don't serve pieces of string here!"
The piece of string is a bit disappointed, but has an idea. He ruffles his top and returns to the bar.
"I told you to get out. We don't serve pieces of string here!" said the bartender
The string replies "A piece of string ?? I'm a frayed knot!"
I don’t know y
European
They literally make up everything.
It doesn't matter what you call it, he's not coming.
he said "yeah, you too"
edited for spelling
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
...it’s a matter of wife or death.
It all gets spaghettified.
Without her they're ruthless.
An Irrelephant
At the end of the day, its night
German kids are kinder.
German children are always Kinder.
At the end of the day, it's night.
German children are always kinder.
German Children are always kinder
German kids are always Kinder.
