She knew all her customer's names, and they all knew and loved her. Unfortunately her husband passed away and she took it hard. So hard in fact that she took to the bottle. So badly her work began to suffer. It got to the point that the store owner realized he had to take action. Reluctantly he called her into his office one Friday. "Martha, I know you've been here a long time but I'm going to have to let you go." Martha was taken aback "But why?" "Because checkers can't be boozers"
I took her to the Vet and said her next bowel movement could spell disasterβ¦
It turned out great but it's missing a home page.
Martha was burning with curiosity
No word yet.
He went to the grocery store and told me they were Out of Stock.
Fo' Drizzle.
He couldn't lie.
You know, half beagle- half poodle?
My Dad went inside the old outhouse and said "It says here, for a good time call Martha!" at which point he stepped outside the door, put his hands up to his mouth and called "MAAARTHAAA!!!"
To me at age 10, this was the funniest thing he ever said.
No word yet....
