If Elon Musk's rocket company established a Mars colony & you had a girlfriend on Mars but later broke up because of the long distance, she'd be your…
I once ate at a restaurant on Mars
The food was great but the atmosphere was terrible.
Where is Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car. (This one was told by a friend's daughter)
A new leaked government tape shows that a Mars rover saw some sort of feline life form on Mars.
However, before they could get any more info, Curiosity killed the cat.
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar.
The US, Chinese, and Russia have announced new space programs. The Americans plan to go to the moon, Chinese will go to Mars, and Russia reports they will land cosmonauts on the sun. The others quickly replied that this is is suicide mission to which the Russians replied, “shows how smart you are…
…We plan to go at night!”
Any drinking establishment on the Red Planet will technically be a Mars Bar
Is this the real life? Is this just
Why is it taking so long for us to be able to live on mars
The process is Elon-gated
I’ve finally figured out where the world’s supply of dad jokes are kept.
What is the most popular boy band on Mars?
The Ack Ack Ackstreet Boys
My dad told me this one whilst in the car and Bruno mars started playing on the radio
If Bruno mars was to open a restaurant he could call it mars bar 🙄
Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and
Curiosity killed the cat :(
a species of cat used to live on mars. but the species went extinct after NASA landed the curiousity rover
If Earthlings Live on Earth, and Martians Live on Mars. What lives on Pluto?
The size of Chilli. Africa for comparison.
Milky Way as viewed from Mars
Just in! Mars Rover detects new, feline-like alien presence on Red Planet... and proceeds to run it over...
...but what would you expect? Curiosity killed the cat.
Did you hear Elon Musk is planning on building a restaurant on Mars?
He thinks it’ll be hot, but I hear there will be no atmosphere.
What do you call Slim Shady's half brother?
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you... Conjoined Twix
Did you hear that Elon Musk had to cancel his New Years Eve party on Mars?
Apparently he didn’t have enough time to planet.
What do you call fighting systems developed on Mars?
What's the moon's favourite chocolate?
Because there's no nightlife on Mars.
What did Mars say to Venus
Ever since Encanto came out, Bruno Mars’s popularity has dropped 15%.
No one is talking about him.
What’s Elon’s favorite candy?
What do you call a mobster in space?
Nasa wants you to find water on Mars.
Dad getting his new 3 iron and fresh ball "say no more".
I wonder if they have a glass port hole on the Mars rover, to both see out of and so Martians could see into the rover...
Or did NASA miss this window of Opportunity?
What does James Bond drinks if he just needs a litte refreshment?
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
What kind of music do planets listen to?
Why can’t you do Schrodinger’s experiment on the surface of Mars?
Because Curiosity killed the cat.
If Earth has Reddit, what does Mars have?
During testing of a new version of Mars rover, a cat entered the test track and was run over. However, the cat was resuscitated when one staffer played a Benny Benassi hit track. A NASA representative has stated...
...that it was a pity that Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back.
Why did NASA send the misbehaving rover to Mars?
Because Curiosity killed the cat!
Why are there no cats on Mars?
Because Curiosity killed the cat.
Why are there no cats on Mars?
Because Curiosity killed them.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
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