A list of puns related to "Malignment"
I was visibly panicking, but I lost it when he said it’s “All in your head.”
When the tests came back he said: "There be nine." Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.
My wife who usually stops talking to me for an hour or so when I make a good dad joke got me today...
Wife: What's our gate?
Me: B9
Wife: No, it's malignant.
Me: ...
Everytime B-9 comes up, he says:
"B-9... not malignant."
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For some reason my entire family plays bingo every year on Christmas. And every time my dad draws and reads all the number-letter combos. And every year he waits patiently until he can say his favorite dad joke: Oh, thank goodness it's not malignant... (pause for emphasis) It's B9!
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