Make Food Puns

A list of puns related to "Make Food"

I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.

Instead she just made me falafel.

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👤︎ u/wils_152
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Spicy Mexican food always makes me shout.

I like to holla "PAIN, YO!"

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.

I really hope he eats his words.

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👤︎ u/fordskis
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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My brother thinks he's the smartest person alive. He thinks onions are the only foods that can make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at him.

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👤︎ u/KissMyHindquarters
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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I like to make jokes about using animal innards for food.

But people tell me they're offal.

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👤︎ u/Wuellig
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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My wife always thinks adding more herbs makes the food taste better.

She makes the same mistake; thyme and thyme again.

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👤︎ u/YottaDren
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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I took my wife to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you, but she wasn't very happy.

I told her next time she can pick the restaurant, if she really hated Subway that much.

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👤︎ u/JTxyz
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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My son thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

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👤︎ u/Leeuwe
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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I was gonna make a joke about Mediterranean food...

But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.

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👤︎ u/moebiscuits
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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How easy is it to make sweet food look like savoury food?

Pizza cake.

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👤︎ u/frolicols
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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My wife likes to make all her food with raw ingredients. She was obsessed with making dough though.

She kept telling me she kneeds it.

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👤︎ u/Sanjiroku
📅︎ May 29 2019
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Why couldn't the sushi chef make music with his food?

He was out of tuna

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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There's a food rating site for food I try to make

It's called "welp..."

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👤︎ u/hotbuttbiscuit
📅︎ May 29 2017
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When food shopping, my wife always makes me pay for the egg whites...

...but the yolk's on her.

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👤︎ u/Kielm
📅︎ May 19 2017
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I work at a grocery store and a guy came through my line with his wife. He forgot to put his sweet potatoes on the belt and I make a crack about him stealing food. His wife then said,

"Ya know, if they put out a warrant for your arrest for stealing those potatoes you would be on the yam."

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👤︎ u/TheMortar93
📅︎ Jun 20 2016
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Eating sriracha makes me think that people in spicy food cultures...

... have buttholes lined with ass-bestos

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👤︎ u/hypoppa
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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How does a blind man learn how to make Mexican food?

Taco Braille.

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👤︎ u/OKDokeComputer
📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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My Dad makes this home every time we go out for Chinese food

Me: "I'll have a wonton soup please." Dad to waitress: " Wonton? That seems pretty heavy you think you can carry that out here? Brother: "And I'll have a wonton also." Dad: "Two tons? Wow."

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👤︎ u/Banana_Man15
📅︎ May 06 2014
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When we have a kid I want to make Asian baby food!

Me: Well, that seem unethical.

Wife: Because it's healthy?

Me: I don't see why it's healthy or ethical to eat asian babies.

Wife: ...I meant Asian food for babies.

Me: Oh! Well that makes more sense.

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👤︎ u/monopanda
📅︎ Jul 02 2014
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