I have six goldfish named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Altered, and Blues.

The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.

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whoever did this is going to be in treble.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
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This is great
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexicanTurtle8
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I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was

She said March first....so i did

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From Reddit, to Facebook, back to Reddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfundledBundle
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What are kids in school supposed to do these days?

My son just got his schedule for school and said his first class is banned. We spent all that money on his instrument for nothing.

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What do you study in music college?

A major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phagocitosis
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I play the piano. Ever since my boy turned 5, he started playing the paino.

For some reason, He doesn't play the major notes. He's a minor player.

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If you drop a piano down a mine shaft, what key does it play?

A flat miner

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A B-flat, a E-flat and a G-flat walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry I don't serve minors"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTG-rohittugaya
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A C major scale walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender said "No, you're a minor"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kablaaw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2021
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My dad is learning to play guitar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieatchipotle
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Musical puns are a Major Key to my happiness imgur.com/G4nFNxI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearBoredom
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Had an interesting flow at work tonight:

1st shifter came in and I told him "had some minor issues with the machine tonight" He responded "what's a 'minor issue' " I replied "being trapped in a cave in would be a good example" He says "that's a pretty major miner issue, so what's up with your machine"

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Never pick a fight with a music teacher

You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major

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What happens wen you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mc_douchebag
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I wanted to impress my friends, so I learned how to improve my guitar skills.

It was A Major task but I can only C Minor improvement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealJeemboo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Christmas Joke

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking towards them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. The man says to his wife "See, and trust me, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBennett_29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Tropical Storm Dorian

Tropical Storm Dorian is coming. It's going to have a real jazzy feel. Hopefully there aren't any #7s that come with it or it might turn into a Minor Major storm

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Joking around with my cousin who's in school as an art major in college, got her good.

She me a picture of herself with black charcoal all over her hands and face from working on one of her projects.

Her: Art school life is rough.

Me: What class, coal mining?

Her: Yeah.

Me: So you're an art major coal minor?

Her: (rolls eyes and tries not laugh)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deanelganger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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Rudolph joke (that I literally just heard my dad laughing about)

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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