Wife leaving town for a few days..I found the key to a good joke

I was hanging my car keys on the key hook for the night. My wife, leaving town for a few days says: I remembered to leave the mail key on the hook

Me: that's good, the female key was getting lonely.

Not even a smirk from her. I made myself snicker out loud!

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👤︎ u/Beaverhick
📅︎ Apr 23 2016
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