I’m gonna open a pho restaurant and keep it open 24/7 and name it β€œtwenty-pho seven”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheyennne_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....

my birthday would be 24/7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I'm 5'11Β½, but tell everyone I'm 6'0"

On my first day of being an army recruit, we were all lined up and the instructor commanded that those 6 feet and over step forward. Even though I was shy of Β½inch, I stepped forward, along with 15 others.

. After I looked around me, I realized I was noticeably the tallest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwele_music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls

but they keep ending up in the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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