34 Hilarious M&m's Love Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns

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👤︎ u/Kyledreeling10

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.

It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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I’m reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. They’ve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.

It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just can’t-elope

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👤︎ u/FunkyFaz

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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Some people realy love breakfast, but I'm the opposite...

I build slow

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👤︎ u/LaPlaya

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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I'm in love with soccer balls.

I get a real kick out of them.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.

They all gave me some weird stairs.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out

Cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk

📅︎ Aug 04 2020

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I think I'm in love

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👤︎ u/RedditSeemsScary

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat

especially when it's on cruise control

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👤︎ u/slackbladerered

📅︎ Oct 23 2019

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I love Kirby. You could even say I’m a- Kirby fan

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👤︎ u/Scoreacheck93

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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Really excited to be going to this rock concert, I'd love to crowdsurf but I'm slightly concerned

I might get a bit carried away.

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👤︎ u/ThisRecycledAccount

📅︎ Jan 27 2020

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My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:

On-And-On Anon

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👤︎ u/Naitraen

📅︎ Dec 13 2019

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I love Afghanistani cooking (and I'm sure you know why)...

Even when they have nothing ready, they can always Kabul up something.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."

Then I said, "Turn left here!"

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Sep 27 2019

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I think I'm in love with you cuz

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👤︎ u/hello-social-media

📅︎ May 30 2019

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I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!

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👤︎ u/udipadhikari

📅︎ Jan 30 2019

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I'm a mom, but I love dadjokes. Especially when they involve boobs.

My friend opened the fridge and a bag of pumped breastmilk fell out.

"Oh, sorry!" I said. "The fridge is boobie-trapped!"

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👤︎ u/busykat

📅︎ Oct 29 2014

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I'm in love with a piece of fruit

It is the apple of my eye

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👤︎ u/hdeifh

📅︎ Mar 09 2019

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I took Uber yesterday. The driver said, “I love my job. I’m my own boss. No one tells me what to do.”

I said, “Please turn left.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 03 2018

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I’m reading a love story in Braille

It’s touching

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👤︎ u/CAP1Sup1

📅︎ May 23 2019

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I'm in love with a tiny piece of wood.

My love is a mini splintered thing!

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👤︎ u/cssnow52

📅︎ Jun 03 2019

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I’m not a racist, I love all races.

Except marathons.

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👤︎ u/ohsureyoudo

📅︎ Dec 08 2018

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I'm bad at math. I love it, but I know my limits.

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👤︎ u/Mahhvin

📅︎ Jun 10 2018

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I think I'm in love with my heater...

I think it's really hot

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👤︎ u/Mossburg325

📅︎ Aug 10 2017

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I'm just a Poe boy and nobody loves me ipfs.pics/QmbX36znFb6BZLT…

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👤︎ u/dachewie

📅︎ Oct 22 2015

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I'm not a father yet but I love making dad jokes

I guess that means I'm a faux pa

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👤︎ u/Hermaphadactyl

📅︎ Aug 14 2018

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My wife thinks I'm too in love with four door vehicles.

I told her to sedan and relax.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Aug 17 2018

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I'm your biggest van, I'll follow you until you love me...

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👤︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker

📅︎ Feb 10 2017

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I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words

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👤︎ u/allanminium

📅︎ Nov 29 2012

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I'm all for spooning... (no love on /r/funny) imgur.com/ImFWc

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👤︎ u/canadasecond

📅︎ Sep 28 2012

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I love this time of year because I'm really good at wrapping presents

It's one of my gifts.

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👤︎ u/_rub-a-dubstep_

📅︎ Dec 24 2016

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I'm a nice guy, and I love wordplay...

But everyone around me says I give off a real pun gent smell

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👤︎ u/Dantwz

📅︎ Feb 22 2017

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'Fried Egg, I'm In Love' - best pun name for a food cart? friedegglove.com

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👤︎ u/jetglo

📅︎ Jan 11 2013

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As I'm washing grapes for my daughters: "Honey, do you know how much I love grapes?"

"A bunch"

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👤︎ u/thebestpm

📅︎ Sep 20 2015

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