A list of puns related to "Luttuce"
What are your thoughts?
Wiki:
Boingsetta
https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Boingsetta
Headbutter Lettuce
https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Headbutter_Lettuce
Edit: watch official gameplay circulating online for more info
Is iceberg lettuce safe? I was low on my piggies favourite veggies so after rooting through the fridge I found some iceberg, I remember hearing it wasn't really nutritious but also don't remember hearing anything to say it's bad for them. Anyway, I've never ever seen them eat like it, it was like they'd never been fed and they wheek for it all the time now, peppers and carrot just don't cut it anymore and they're ignored in favour of screaming as loud as possible until they get lettuce.
So, in your experience is it a popular choice? Is it safe? Google has so many mixed opinions.
Thanks for the responses so far, I'll probably keep it to a minimum then, they are still eating their peppers and carrotts, just not until after they've eaten the lettuce. O_o
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Well, toucan play at that game.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
it's Hans free now..
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
You look for the fresh prints!
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