Lucis Puns

A list of puns related to "Lucis"

Lucy better let him kick the football
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Feb 17 2022
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What do you call a millionaire's breast milk?

1% milk

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Jan 30 2023
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NASA's new telescope called Lucy has mirrors polished with diamonds so...

They will actually send Lucy in the sky with diamonds!

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Oct 14 2021
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Lucy and Schroeder

is an example of youthful chordship.

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ Aug 21 2021
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Lucy Goose
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👤︎ u/AshBashNinja813
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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The Peanuts gang buy WWE ice cream bars.

Linus: "I got John Cena!"

Lucy: "I got Sasha Banks!"

Charlie Brown: "I got The Rock."

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👤︎ u/Burmy87
📅︎ Oct 28 2022
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My sister Lucy keeps seeing things

I guess shes hallucynating

haha

end me

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👤︎ u/mekmeesk
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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My dogs started playing “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”

Should’ve known since they are the Beagles..

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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What would satin's name be if he was a furry?

lucifur

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👤︎ u/Hydramanium
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Maid Got Fired

I hired a new maid last year but she wasn’t doing a great job. I called her into the study and told that I was sorry but I was going to have to let her go. I tipped her an extra $20 and thanked her for her services. As she was leaving she threw a $10 bill to our dog, Lucy. I asked her, “What was that for?" She replied, “Can’t forget my helper! Lucy has a great tongue, and always helped me do the dishes!!!"

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👤︎ u/specklesinc
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a promiscuous woman from New Orleans?

A Lucy-Anna

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ May 17 2019
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My brother said he was good at being in disguise.

So dad said we should call him Lucy. Lucy in disguise.

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👤︎ u/bananahp
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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This groaner works whenever a friend says;"Hey do you know who I ran into today"?

Friend: Do you know who I ran into today?

Me:who?

Friend:Lucy

Me: Oh, did it hurt?

Everyone involved:eye roll

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👤︎ u/touchrubfeels
📅︎ Mar 25 2015
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