Noone Loves You, a t-shirt concept. [OC]
Bet Jay Z loves a 99. (Rest of world buddies, a 99 is the name of the best UK ice cream, not what you're thinking). (UK people, it is the best)
My mother says that Jesus will never get mad at you because he loves you no matter what.
But I think he gets a little cross once in a while...
Do you hap-pun to love puns
A lil joke for my swiss ppl out there (you have all my love)
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What can you do for a tortoise that was falling in love but now is only falling apart?
Nothing you can do, it’s a turtle eclipse of the heart
I Can’t Herb Falling in Love With You
What do you call a mushroom that loves to party?
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
What do you call a monk that loves chips?
"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"
When your friends know you love puns and send you things like this >>>>>>
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
How do you call that two-wheeler that equally loves men and women?
Choose a major you love
and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring
How do you measure the power of love?
In jewels
It's an engineering joke
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
I love you
At least... that’s a joke my dad told me all the time
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
Do you know what car someone who loves rhythmical music should own ?
Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
What do you call two dudes who love math?
If you love Christmas so much...
In France, They don’t say “I love you”
Because they don’t speak english there.
Son, I love you, and I think you rock
But I promise I will never take you for Granite again
Would you call a chiropractor who loves this job
What do you call a mycology student who loves to party
"Honk if you love Jesus"
"Keep texting while driving, if you are desperate to meet him."
How do you know if your love interest is into you?
Invite them to the gym. If they show up...
♦
...then you know you're working out.
What do you call an American bee that loves sea ?
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
How do you know when a cat loves you?
When it thinks you're its pajamas!
Gandhi's Mum: How much do you Love me
Gandhi: From the bottom of Mahatma
There is one place in this world where you can truly love yourself.
In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "
They sold them in packs of 12.
How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
Did you hear about the two houses that fell in love with each other?
It was a lawn-distance relationship
How do you check if a sniper loves you?
What do you call the love between two people that never engage in sexual activity and love eating a lot?
What do you call a monkey that loves chips?
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