Lotion Gift Puns

A list of puns related to "Lotion Gift"

Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'

I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'

She thought that was pretty funny.

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👤︎ u/nocatsonmelmac
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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