23 Hilarious Looking Down Puns

Where ever my dad is right now I'm sure he's looking down at me

He's not dead or anything, just very condescending.

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👤︎ u/Geofferz

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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My friend fell down a flight of steps then started looking at me without breaking eye contact...

I'm not sure why he was stairing.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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Their Dad is Looking Down with Pride /r/Jokes/comments/j6u239/…

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👤︎ u/ColinFragale

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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my first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?

copilot: they keep your shirt closed

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👤︎ u/Bigbrady99

📅︎ Aug 28 2019

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Everyone's saying 2020 is a bad year. It's not looking great a couple years down the road either.

Cause that's 2020 too.

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👤︎ u/spargletarzan

📅︎ Jul 30 2020

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I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes

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👤︎ u/Rmill13

📅︎ May 30 2019

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When you do something wrong at a public place, the police is looking down on you.

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👤︎ u/devmittal_civ16

📅︎ May 09 2019

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Do you ever feel bad for looking down on people in wheelchairs?

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👤︎ u/RudzBotha

📅︎ Aug 15 2019

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The old Fish & Chips shop was looking a little run down

It had seen batter days

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Sep 17 2018

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My students spent too much time looking at the clock yesterday, so I put it face down this morning. When the students asked where my clock went, I responded " you guys stared it down yesterday..." 5 seconds later chuckles started popcorning throughout the room.

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👤︎ u/mrfilip

📅︎ May 15 2019

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My dog was sitting down looking at me, with very sad looking eyes. I asked my dad “what’s wrong with our dog” .......

He replied “he’s having a ruff day”

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👤︎ u/twitch-sweat

📅︎ Nov 01 2018

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It is a comfort knowing that Dad is looking down on us.

But we should cut his hang glider out of the tree soon.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 01 2018

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Nobody believed me when I told them I could chop down a tree just by looking at it, but I saw it with my own eyes.

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👤︎ u/Smoopy_Poops

📅︎ May 20 2018

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In the abandoned building down the street from "Tailor Swift" I'm going to open a sketchy-looking alteration service...

called Seams Legit.

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👤︎ u/thegodawfultruth

📅︎ Jun 30 2016

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What does the baker say when things are looking down?

Don't worry, things will get batter

(From my 8 year old tonight)

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👤︎ u/Theikos

📅︎ Dec 11 2017

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[REQUEST] I'm looking for the best comeback to the old schoolyard joke, "Do you like seeeeee food?" While smacking and showing off the half chewed mouthful of lunchable they'd just choked down....

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

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👤︎ u/GingerHero

📅︎ Nov 30 2015

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You know, I'm sure wherever my Dad is right now, he's looking down on me..

He's not dead by the way, just very condescending.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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I'm sure my old dad is looking down on me

He's not dead, just really condescending.

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👤︎ u/OliPark

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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I can cut down trees just by looking at them....

I saw it with my own two eyes

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Oct 04 2019

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I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus

📅︎ Sep 05 2018

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I can cut down a tree by just looking at it.

It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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I can cut down a tree just by looking at it

I saw it with my own eyes

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👤︎ u/inquisitorglockta

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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I can cut down a tree just by looking at it...

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes!

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👤︎ u/youdremember

📅︎ Jan 13 2017

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