I told her they probably figured she was emu.
But it just comes naturally when you're 6'6!
The salesman says:
“Car no do that. Car go road.”
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I feel like wherever my dad is right now, he's looking down on us," he tells the bartender. "Oh, I'm sorry to hear he passed away," the bartender says. "Oh, he's not dead," the guy replies. "He's just very condescending."
I used to be a crustaceologist that specialised in lobsters. I loved what I did, but I couldn't even get out of the house on my own after the accident, much less go to work. I fell into a deep depression.
My scientist friends wanted to cheer me up, and so they engineered a robot lobster that I could take care of. It was incredibly smart and slowly became my best friend. It was incredibly friendly and playful. It made every day a little bit brighter. I loved it like my own child. I named it Amy, after my beloved daughter that had moved away. For the first time since my disability, I started to feel truly happy. Motivated, I decided to go for brain surgery and finally get past the entire incident. It was risky, but I made it through. Life is better than its ever been now, and I owe it all to that one robot that changed it all.
Everything is so much better now, all thanks to my Lob-bot amy
You're standing on the balcony and I can't see your eyes through the sunglasses.
copilot: they keep your shirt closed
I guess you could say they were moving stares
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes
That's one way to raise your spirits
I'm not sure why he was stairing.
Cause that's 2020 too.
It had seen batter days
called Seams Legit.
He replied “he’s having a ruff day”
But we should cut his hang glider out of the tree soon.
Don't worry, things will get batter
(From my 8 year old tonight)
And I know most of you here can do better than my,
While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."
Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?
Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.
He's not dead, just really condescending.
He's not dead or anything, just very condescending.
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes.
I saw it with my own eyes
