When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
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Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?
Otherwise it will be a foot.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What is shorter than longer
Count the letters. What has 4, longer has 6.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
You know what's longer than long
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containersβ¦
That's what really seals the dill.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
Because thereβs a Shortstop in between!
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︎ Nov 07 2019
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
You know what's longer than forever?
Five-ever.
Irony: I was told this by the lady.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
A recent study shows that students of pot smoking professors live longer than average.
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︎ Jun 03 2018
I was really confused when Avengers: Endgame went on for longer than a minute.
"Twenty second film in the MCU" my ass.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
What do you call a girl with a leg longer than the other
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What's longer than forever?
Fivever.
Thanks for all the upvotes! This is an original, so thanks to you guys I'm quitting my job and leaving my family to pursue a career in comedy! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJy234H5YDlFASQfx6mLWLg
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What do you call french fries that are taking longer than usual to cook?
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︎ Apr 04 2017
My wife told me her period had been going on several days longer than it usually does. I said...
Sounds more like an ellipsis...
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︎ Sep 27 2015
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Whats longer than forever?
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︎ May 17 2018
Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.
That side has more geese in it.
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After years of studying the flight patterns of ducks, scientists finally determined why one side of the "V" is always longer than the other.
There are more ducks on that side.
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︎ Dec 16 2018
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why can't a nose be longer than 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot
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︎ Jan 14 2020
When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on that side
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︎ Mar 23 2020
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?
There's more birds on that side.
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︎ Jul 02 2017
Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?
Because there is a shortstop in between.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Why cant a nose be longer than 11 inches?
Because if it was it would be a foot
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
Because thereβs a Shortstop in between!
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︎ Nov 04 2019
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
Thereβs more birds on one side.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
Because thereβs a Shortstop in between!
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
When birds fly in a "V" do you know why one side is longer than the other?
Theres more birds on that side.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
What do you call a woman who has one leg that is slightly longer than the other?
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︎ Jul 27 2019
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
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︎ Oct 26 2018
When birds fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?
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︎ Oct 22 2017
You know how ducks fly in a "V"? Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
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︎ May 06 2019
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
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When geese and ducks fly in a v-pattern, do you know why one side is almost always longer than the other?
Because there are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
Do you know when birds fly in a V shape why one side is usually longer than the other?
There are more birds on that side.
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