When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?

There's more geese on that side.

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Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?

Otherwise it will be a foot.

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When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

That side has more birds on it

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Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.

I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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What is shorter than longer

Count the letters. What has 4, longer has 6.

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Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

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You know what's longer than long

Short.

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Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…

That's what really seals the dill.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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You know what's longer than forever?

Five-ever.

Irony: I was told this by the lady.

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A recent study shows that students of pot smoking professors live longer than average.

Their pupils die late.

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I was really confused when Avengers: Endgame went on for longer than a minute.

"Twenty second film in the MCU" my ass.

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What do you call a girl with a leg longer than the other

Ilean

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What's longer than forever?

Fivever.


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What do you call french fries that are taking longer than usual to cook?

Hesitaters.

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My wife told me her period had been going on several days longer than it usually does. I said...

Sounds more like an ellipsis...

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Whats longer than forever?

5ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.

That side has more geese in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
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After years of studying the flight patterns of ducks, scientists finally determined why one side of the "V" is always longer than the other.

There are more ducks on that side.

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When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

Because there are more geese on that side.

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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
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When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese.

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Why can't a nose be longer than 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23luc2345
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When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?

There's more geese on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montero65
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You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesearejazzhands
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Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?

There's more birds on that side.

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Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?

Because there is a shortstop in between.

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Why cant a nose be longer than 11 inches?

Because if it was it would be a foot

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There’s more birds on one side.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

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When birds fly in a "V" do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Theres more birds on that side.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that is slightly longer than the other?

Eileen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealWingnut
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When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?

There are more geese on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OstidTabarnak
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When birds fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?

More birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGritty17
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You know how ducks fly in a "V"? Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

More Ducks.....

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

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When geese and ducks fly in a v-pattern, do you know why one side is almost always longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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Do you know when birds fly in a V shape why one side is usually longer than the other?

There are more birds on that side.

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