45 Hilarious Living Bird Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

[Eddie A Johnson] It’s amazing how LeBron at almost 37 is still being ripped for struggling, when he has an AD in his prime and not living up to expectations. Magic, Bird, Duncan, Hakeem, and Jordan were no longer relevant at 37. That lets you know how great LBJ is. “Keep it moving”

https://twitter.com/Jumpshot8/status/1469392058058035200?s=20

this guy has been on one ~~today~~ for awhile. From saying Luka is eating himself out of the league, to now saying Duncan wasn't relevant at 37. A week ago he said he understood KPJ wanting that last rebound for a triple double because he'll "probably never get another one"... during a game between the Suns & Pistons.

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👤︎ u/i-race-goats

📅︎ Dec 10 2021

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Watching this male bird clean up his living area before a female arrives for a visit gfycat.com/impurevastblac…

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👤︎ u/KimCureAll

📅︎ Dec 08 2021

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All living birds are dinosaurs, but were all dinosaurs birds?

For example, were Triceratops, Stegosaurus, and Sauropods birds themselves?

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👤︎ u/Michael_Riendeau

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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The birds that make it into Menards or other supply stores must be living the life

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👤︎ u/shiggity-shaun

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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Someone is living in a gold age.. sneaking in to her bird cage

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👤︎ u/syttenskytter

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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Some species of birds turn to living mammals as a source of building material for their nests. The process of stealing hair is called kleptotrichy, and birds will test their ability to pluck hair from various mammals. In this vid, a black-crested titmouse is plucking hairs from a snoozing fox. v.redd.it/mxlxc25313l71

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👤︎ u/KimCureAll

📅︎ Sep 02 2021

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If birds descended from dinosaurs, and crocodiles are the closest living relatives of the dinosaurs, it would explain why crocodile tastes like chicken.

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👤︎ u/GhostintheCircuit0

📅︎ Dec 26 2021

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Let's talk about the birds living in the supermarkets in South Africa. Is this a South African thing only ?

How do they get in ?

Why does no one try and get them out ?

How long can they survive in there for ?

My wife and I are living in Ireland. Just pissing ourselves laughing talking about this. We haven't seen any birds in the supermarkets and its weird lol !!!!

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👤︎ u/DestroyTheMoon420

📅︎ Dec 10 2021

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Took this after the last time I was hospitalized for psychosis. My roommate at the hospital said I should face my fears head on, which include mirrors and taking pictures of myself, so I killed two birds with one stone. Been living with SZ/psychosis for 24 years.

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👤︎ u/deep_blue003v

📅︎ Dec 16 2021

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Merlin ID app can’t identify these, I know they are some kind of Love Bird. Phoenix, Arizona. There are a ton of them in my back yard, living in the date trees.

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👤︎ u/MessyBurnette

📅︎ Jan 17 2022

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I was killed by a soldier who was mind controlled by ritualistic birds living underground. v.redd.it/qj2rtgflsc081

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👤︎ u/FuzzyFr0g

📅︎ Nov 18 2021

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Humming bird living in my wreath.

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👤︎ u/REP143

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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Meet Bubbles the disabled Congo African Grey Parrot! He is a 23y/o male, who is flightless and has severe arthritis, plus balance issues. But that doesn't stop him from living is best life and being the cutest bird on the block. (More info about him in previous posts) reddit.com/gallery/ruvtbr

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👤︎ u/FennecFay

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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This is the closest living relative to the extinct Dodo bird. It’s a Nicobar pigeon and it’s beautiful. Photo by me.

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👤︎ u/future_beach_bum

📅︎ Nov 04 2021

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I have heard that the flightless Great Auk of the North Atlantic was hunted to extinction because it was such a tasty table bird. How were they actually cooked? If I wanted to approximate a plate of auk, what would be the closest living species?

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👤︎ u/SnPotager

📅︎ Dec 12 2021

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Living in the woods is for the birds...and squatch

I haven't had power for 15 hrs... not scheduled to come back on for another 8 (if we're lucky)

I have no running water and we have a generator hooked up for fridge freezer, pc etc

If you don't hear from me within a week

Austin can have my 3080 TI

Squiffy gets the Tibetan Bowl

Eve Can have the sugar bowl (Since she'll use it for it's intended purpose)

Lake angler I bequeath my tackle to you

....nm I'll just leave a note here on my desk for the rest of you

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👤︎ u/OptimalFrequencyGR

📅︎ Dec 17 2021

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Anyone know what kind of bird this is? (Terrible pic, sorry). I'm thinking its an owl. It has startled the crap out of me before sunrise and after sunset on 4 occasions now and appears to be living on my doorstep.

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👤︎ u/StephaniGrace

📅︎ Nov 22 2021

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All living creatures can recognize a threat to their life. Even plants somehow react to danger. Yet, the government didn't think about it when they programmed "birds". v.redd.it/wbnh2fgxij981

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👤︎ u/MercilessIdiot

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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This is Pud, she’s been living with my nana for 20 to 21 years now. She’s deaf in both ears, but still hunts birds and rats like a kitten.

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👤︎ u/AllGoodFam

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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Silvery-cheeked hornbill from the Amnévile zoo. A reminder that birds are true living dinosaurs

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👤︎ u/OncaAtrox

📅︎ Nov 03 2021

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Friend woke up to 6 birds in her living room. Would love to know their species to better look after them. reddit.com/gallery/q9frcu

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👤︎ u/UrbosasThirdAb

📅︎ Oct 16 2021

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Living in germany it’s always a pleasure to take a picture of the beautiful colored kingfisher - to me one of the most exotic birds living in our country

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👤︎ u/felixtheelix

📅︎ Dec 05 2021

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This bird living its best life v.redd.it/ud9kax8ks3r71

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👤︎ u/JustAMan1234567

📅︎ Oct 02 2021

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I have six birds living with me. Two are mine. The other four were given up to me by my family cause they didnt want birds anymore. They dont fight v.redd.it/8bmvpjmkfk081

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👤︎ u/Reporter_Miserable

📅︎ Nov 19 2021

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I don't know anything about birds but I wondered why there aren't more birds of prey living in cities?

Sorry, new to this sub but wasn't sure where else to ask the question. A thought occured to me today that my city is full of pigeons, crows, magpies, and seagulls who seem to live a predator free life, why hasn't the presence of thousands (millions?) of plump scavenger birds been followed by their natural predators? Do birds of prey struggle to survive in urban conditions more? Shouldn't we see a large population preying on these pigeons and gulls?

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👤︎ u/ZingerGombie

📅︎ Nov 26 2021

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So I made the Grim Reaper a part of my household and then made him move out. Can't find out how to edit him so far (even with cas.fulleditmode it looks weird on him) but he's having a blast here! Still surrounded by those Cottage Living birds, good for him haha

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👤︎ u/27th-letter

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Two new studies collected air samples from zoos & demonstrated the ability to identify a range of animals --49 animal species, including mammals, birds, frogs, reptiles and fish -- living there from their airborne DNA. This could eventually be used as a non-invasive way to track biodiversity. newatlas.com/biology/airb…

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👤︎ u/worldnewsbot

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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What's your opinion on living with untamed birds?

I live with 2 budgies and 2 cockatiels. They're very happy, always flying around and singing, get the best diet available, have lots of toys and attention. I just can't touch them. Honestly it doesn't bother me. As long as they are happy I am happy, but I never see people talking about living with untamed birds so I started questioning myself if there's something wrong with it. Since I got sicker I couldn't "train them" to become tame, but based on how close they let me get to them and how comfortable they seem based on their body language, I thought it was ok. Am I doing something wrong here?

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👤︎ u/TheGrimmAdventuresOf

📅︎ Dec 16 2021

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Living with birds is one strange experience. - Lokie Bird. v.redd.it/n0u33yrbvc081

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👤︎ u/PiercedAngel96

📅︎ Nov 18 2021

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Inspired by Angry Birds, 1111 hand drawn item included. First 100 item has been minted. First 50 item is for half of the opening price. Living on Polygon Chain at OpenSea Platform. Link in comments reddit.com/gallery/rgveu1

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👤︎ u/thearchillo

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Found in NE Ohio sunroom in August 2021 next to bird seed, for size reference. Next level leap at the end. Is it some sort of flea?? 10yrs living here, never seen this before but I guess it'd be easy to miss since it's so tiny. v.redd.it/tgqz8rvdqv181

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👤︎ u/candlegun

📅︎ Nov 26 2021

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Cassowaries are amazing and living reminder that birds are dinosaurs. v.redd.it/s7eioagsqgy61

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👤︎ u/hconfiance

📅︎ May 11 2021

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Free as a bird! If you think that pointing any gun at a person and pulling the trigger doesn’t count because you were supposed to be “acting”, you might just be lapping up PR crisis management. (PS: acting is still living in the real world)

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👤︎ u/LuckyDuckyVenus

📅︎ Nov 20 2021

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Cute Birds - Desert Sparrow despite living in the desert its famous for its outgoing nature and they mingle with humans fearlessly

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👤︎ u/Miguel3403

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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My carmel-bellied SIC@ loves bird watching from the living window. reddit.com/gallery/rpf8aj

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👤︎ u/writergeek

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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They are living next to a base, every morning the birds are deployed to gather informations v.redd.it/b135hoqloq681

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👤︎ u/bored_alchemist

📅︎ Dec 21 2021

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Daily Brew: Living Cauldron - a simple ritual to create a bird-legged brewing buddy

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👤︎ u/Rashizar

📅︎ Nov 22 2021

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I have just epublished my great uncle's work on wild birds (free download). he was living in South Africa at the time. I'd love to recieve some reviews I can post to my blog. earldenman.com/ebooks

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👤︎ u/HedexExtra

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Inspired by Angry Birds, 1111 hand drawn item included. First 100 item has been minted. First 50 item is for half of the opening price. Living on Polygon Chain at OpenSea Platform. Link in comments reddit.com/gallery/rh159m

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👤︎ u/thearchillo

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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What if we are used as an experiment by superior beings and birds are there to keep watch on us and they migrate to convey info to there superiors living in harsh environments (penguis or something under ocean)?

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👤︎ u/nitinjangir0

📅︎ Dec 02 2021

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Predatory birds are nature’s living version of the claw machine game.

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👤︎ u/Birdie0420

📅︎ Nov 19 2021

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Imagine living in a bubble-like room on top of the Arsenal bird.