Live In Texas Puns

A list of puns related to "Live In Texas"

All my exes live in Texas.

Funny enough, so do all my cousins.

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👤︎ u/nickmidas
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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What do you call a muslim living in Texas?

A yeehawdist

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👤︎ u/machucogp
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What is a Texas pharmacist's favorite song?

All my RX's live in Texas.

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👤︎ u/Tawa_Blue
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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I got my dad with a good one the other day.

I walk in the living room and the TV shows hail pounding down and covering a yard like snow.

My dad says, "This is in Texas, how could they get so much hail down there?"

"Hail, I don't know," with a southern twang.

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👤︎ u/AKnightAlone
📅︎ Oct 23 2015
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My dad when he met my wife

My family lives in Texas. My wife is from New England. When she told my dad that she lived near UConn, he told her that he always thought that was in Alaska.

Still not sure if he was serious or joking, which makes it a particularly effective joke.

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👤︎ u/OldArmyMetal
📅︎ Sep 23 2013
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Driving to Colorado

We live in Texas...

Son: How do we get to Colorado?

Dad: WE drive to Kansas and make a left.

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👤︎ u/Superfly817
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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With the recent oppressively cold weather, my Girlfriend suggested we move south

Me: I can't take this winter anymore! GF: Let's move to Texas Me: Let's...Well on second thought, we shouldn't. GF: Why not? Me: Because, all my ex' live in Texas

It got a solid laugh...and a little I hate you.

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👤︎ u/OneMan_OneBeard
📅︎ Feb 24 2015
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