A list of puns related to "Little My"
"That's what they're fighting about."
Her: will you remember me in two minutes?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two days?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two months?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two years?
Us: YES!
Her: Knock, knock.
Best trade ever.
He said "dream on", So I went to sleep. How nice of him
The next day we named the Dog curiosity.
I left my husband a month ago. It pretty much has turned my life into a shit show and if I get a divorce, Iโm sure my family are going to disown me. My little sister (she's 19) was very worried that she wouldnโt be allowed to talk to me anymore so she decided to take my phone last week and beg my husband to give me a second chance through texts.
He didnโt even reply and I had no idea until Saturday when we both ended up at the same party of a mutual family friend. I only found out because he told me to ask him in person and he would consider giving me a second chance, and made it seem like I was begging for him back to my dad. I was confused and angry so I was ranting to my older sister. She knew what my little sister had done and told me.
I was furious so I told my little sister to go and admit to him that she sent those texts. I went with her and she confessed to him in front of a group of people since he wouldnโt agree to speak privately. My sister hid for the rest of the party and my husband said what I did was cruel. My little sister hasnโt spoken to me since.
AITA?
Today my son's school laptop kept locking up, so I did the usual virus/spyware scan thing and and dove in to see what all was downloaded recently thinking maybe he had a program installed that was messing things up. The history was wiped which was a little surprising, so I dug a little deeper and checked out recent files/folders. There was a folder named "blueberries" buried 10 folders deep which sounded suspicious as hell, so I opened it up. Holy shit I was not expecting to find what I ran into at all. It was thousands of files, all My Little Pony and Pokemon porn. And I'm not talking furry stuff, but actual 4 legged my little ponies, and other characters from both shows.
Of course the first thing I did was phone the wife at work who thought I was joking. After convincing her that this definitely wasn't another elaborate prank, she freaked. We decided to talk to him about it tomorrow though and for now I just told him I needed a bit more time to figure out what was up with the laptop before he could have it back (turned out it was just a bad ram stick).
Anyway, the kids are in bed and we are still trying to figure out the best way to approach this. We've always tried to be open to whatever our kids wanted, but I was expecting a scenario of one of them coming out as gay or something which wouldn't be a big deal at all. Definitely not into bestiality for ponies, pokemon, and who knows what else.
Do we ground him from the internet, delete his folders, and lockdown the laptop with every parental control on the planet? If it was just like furry stuff we'd probably delete it and tell him not to look at explicit things until he's older (as if that will work with how easy it is to access computers anywhere now), but this is full on cartoon beastiality. The wife wants to send him to some kind of therapy but I don't even know where to begin on that one. It seems a little extreme but at the same time this is out of anything I've ever prepared for I have no idea what to do.
Update
Wow this kinda blew up. I really appreciate everyone's responses and I'm sorry I can't get to them all. We are still reading them all. I think at this point we are leaning toward just letting him be him and delving into a general overall internet safety thing citing a "virus" I found when fixing his computer. After some google searching it's looking like this sort of thing is really common on the internet these days. Different generations I guess. Still re
... keep reading on reddit โกHe is a 6 year old kid Whenever I scold him he just smiles and laughs When he's angy he punches me in the nut or my face to make him self better He randomly sneak up on my kittens and kicks them for absolute no reason AND HE DOSENT EVEN GET SCOLDED BY MY PARENTS FOR DOING ALL OF THOSE
I knew I should've waited until he was born.
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