A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."
"That's what they're fighting about."
My little niece got us all at our family Christmas dinner yesterday.
Her: will you remember me in two minutes?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two days?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two months?
Us: yes
Her: will you remember me in two years?
Us: YES!
Her: Knock, knock.
I got a PlayStation 5 for my little brother.
My little brother's history on his ds...
🔥 I moved to Iceland because of my love of photography. Here is my random, but colorful take on this little island.
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So, a little old lady with a misted up windscreen just crashed in to my Parked car, how’s your Thursday going?
I am very proud of my first wool coat! I had little experience, but a LOT of patience (and youtube).
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i asked my boss if i can come to work little late
He said "dream on", So I went to sleep. How nice of him
Flip this you little jerk! My cat’s water dish is now attached to 30 lbs of granite.
When I was little, my parents got me a Dog and a Cat for my birthday.
The next day we named the Dog curiosity.
Every time my phone updates I lose a little freedom.
My fiancée and I are adopting this little girl! Any name ideas? (Food/drink names preferred)
What? my wife got kidnapped and they want 5k? i never seen this little event before!!!
I found a little pocket sewn inside my new jeans.
Sometimes this is all it takes to make my day just a tad little better
I bought the campaign for 60$. I unlocked my first helmet for multiplayer through the free battlepass at lvl 81. I understand the multiplayer is free I just feel like those who pay for campaign should get a little more than what they're getting
Depression kicked my ass last year, but this little guy never lets me stay down for long. You’re my best friend and deserve all the catnips.
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[OoT] My friend (far right) showed me this "embarrassing" pic of her as a teen. When I said it's awesome, she was genuinely surprised. Said she was teased back then and still cringes about it. Can we give her a little late validation?
AITA for humiliating my little sister by making her publicly admit the texts sent to my husband were from her?
I left my husband a month ago. It pretty much has turned my life into a shit show and if I get a divorce, I’m sure my family are going to disown me. My little sister (she's 19) was very worried that she wouldn’t be allowed to talk to me anymore so she decided to take my phone last week and beg my husband to give me a second chance through texts.
He didn’t even reply and I had no idea until Saturday when we both ended up at the same party of a mutual family friend. I only found out because he told me to ask him in person and he would consider giving me a second chance, and made it seem like I was begging for him back to my dad. I was confused and angry so I was ranting to my older sister. She knew what my little sister had done and told me.
I was furious so I told my little sister to go and admit to him that she sent those texts. I went with her and she confessed to him in front of a group of people since he wouldn’t agree to speak privately. My sister hid for the rest of the party and my husband said what I did was cruel. My little sister hasn’t spoken to me since.
AITA?
God I love watching my little sister get tormented by her daughter 😂😅🤣
So I’m a new cat dad and I just had to show him off! His name is Puma and I absolutely LOVE him! He’s such full of energy and he never fails to brighten my day! Any tips on how I can be a better cat dad for 6 week old little troublemaker!
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Usually I would be getting black out drunk Saturday night, a little over 6 months sober and cuddling with my baby, Cleopatra, tonight <3
My little baby died last night in my arms
I made this dessert to my family of 6 (it took me 2 hours to make), left it in the fridge, my brother (he is 18 years old) ate "just a little bit" left this for the rest of us (it was full all the way to the top, in the whole tin)
My measuring cups are stuck together. We cannot get them apart. They don't even wiggle a little. Wtf
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My son (through IVF) was born 12 weeks early and spent 81 days in the NICU. Today he turned 1! He is still a little bit behind, but he has made such amazing progress.
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I made my son a double chest for Christmas. The color's a bit off, and it's a little too tall, but he still loves it.
My first Steel Soul playthrough. Never played steel soul, done 2 or 3 playthroughs to 85%+, one now working through the Hall of God's stuff, any tips for Steel Soul though? I'll work my way to Dirtmouth and by then hopefully you'll be interacting a little. Many thanks though friends.
How do I stop my little brother?
He is a 6 year old kid
Whenever I scold him he just smiles and laughs
When he's angy he punches me in the nut or my face to make him self better
He randomly sneak up on my kittens and kicks them for absolute no reason
AND HE DOSENT EVEN GET SCOLDED BY MY PARENTS FOR DOING ALL OF THOSE
say hello to our little foster pup! trying to find a home for this little guy...... but i think he already found his home, and my wife is pretty sure that he isnt going anywhere
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I found this hammerhead worm on my table after it wormed it's way out of a flower pot my sister just planted a succulent into. I'm glad I found it before my cats did. Terrifying little things that's for sure. It creeped my right out
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I designed my little tiny oasis
Found this cursed drawing I did of my dad when I was little
My husband: we will never have another cat! Also my husband: *sad face* there’s a little cat that showed up at my shop. It’s so cold out… WELCOME HOME PEPPER!
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Guess my little sweet girls mix (I did not cut her ears,I adopted her like this so keep rude comments to yourself)
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What little thing your Sims do annoys you most? It really grinds my gears when I bake a cake to age someone up, and someone takes a slice before I can put birthday candles on it 😤
My last update on this sub led to my first interview about this little project. Thank you all for sending me encouraging words and messages, they mean so much. Give it a read and let me know what you think: I’m the Sedition Hunter Who Helped the FBI Track Down More Than 130 Insurrectionists
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[Fabiano] My little birds are chirping. Could be an announcement on the next Raiders head coach sooner rather than later, depending on how the team does this weekend. And if the birds are correct, it'll be a HUGE move.
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I just woke up, 3 in the morning, with these tiny meows outside my house, when I came outside I found this little guy alone
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In case anyone is wondering why I'm single - (my little bro got me the comforter for Christmas because he knows my favorite interests are Animal Crossing and sleeping lol, I love it!!)
My mom kicked me out the house for tickling my little brother's feet.
I knew I should've waited until he was born.
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