Little Mikey Puns

Little Mikey Tomlinson loved his school. He lived in a little fishing village and his mom was the school teacher. The school had a tradition. If it was your birthday you got to choose the fish for lunch and any toy you wanted from the toy chest. For months he had his eye on a replica AC cobra hot wheels. He had to suffer through Johnnie Bottomley's trout day and watch him pick the NERF gun. He sat quietly through Sheila Blossom's Tuna day and watched the Barbie schoolhouse disappear. Eventually there were no more birthdays left and it was his turn tomorrow.

The big day came and it was a disaster. A big storm washed the fishing boats ashore, knocking out power lines and smashing roads. Mike woke late and he and his Mom had to battle through potholes and traffic and downed trees and power lines. All he could think was " it's my fish day and I want my ac cobra, it's my fish day and I want my cobra". The day stretched on. Still they were stuck in the car. It looked like they were going to miss school all together.  The tension became unbearable. Mike started crying. His one chance to choose his fish and his toy. Eventually a gap opened in the traffic. They shot through. His mom screeched to a halt in front of the school. They bundled out. Sprinted up the steps. Burst into the school room just before lunch time and he was able to say: "It's Mike Hake day and I get my car Ma!"