'Swallow your pride' would be terrible advice to give to a lion
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/toastcantsurf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Giraffes can never apologize to each other.

It takes them too long to swallow their pride.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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A man's pride

They say "A man's pride is his downfall"

Not for me though. My lions are well fed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LuckyD90
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Warlord assassination attempt gone terribly wrong.

A navy SEAL sniper was dispatched from a submarine on the coast of Africa with the mission of traveling inland to quietly take out a warlord. His only link to his superiors on the submarine was cellular messaging device. He arrived and had to lay in cover for days. A pride of lions eventually settled around him, making him very nervous. Circumstances then necessitated immediate action so the commander sent the SEAL messages ordering him to clear the area before the strike. Being in the midst of the pride the soldier couldn't move to check his phone. He then perished in the attack.

However, this is not the first person to miss the subtext because they couldn't read between the lions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/possferatu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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In a certain part of Africa, the migratory pattern of lions heralds the changing of seasons

The people say that the lions come at the end of August with such regularity, they can begin to prepare for winter on the day they arrive. After all, The Pride comes before the fall.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cormag778
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