. . . you would die.
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
No it was Witch two officer!
It was level pegging.
So I offered to repost it
It was all Hans on deck!
You simply WEED 'em out
The first thing they're making are lambor-kinis
So they can tweet.
(I hit my family with this one today. Its probably been done before but it was so satisfying hearing everyone groan.)
You would be dead
A joke my teacher told me in like grade 5
Have you ever seen a moth bawl?
A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.
"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"
When the lady in front of me looks at me and says.
Lady: That beer look real heavy.
Me: Well ma'am, it says right here on the box that it's light beer.
No way I trust that two timer.
They can call them "Star-Buckles"
Her: Doesn't he need to be on a bike?
Me: Well...he is bipedal.
Cue groan.
He calls them Shatner-pants.
100% genuine dad joke my dad just told me.
