So I offered to repost it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
It was all Hans on deck!
You simply WEED 'em out
The first thing they're making are lambor-kinis
So they can tweet.
(I hit my family with this one today. Its probably been done before but it was so satisfying hearing everyone groan.)
Have you ever seen a moth bawl?
You would be dead
A joke my teacher told me in like grade 5
A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.
"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"
No way I trust that two timer.
When the lady in front of me looks at me and says.
Lady: That beer look real heavy.
Me: Well ma'am, it says right here on the box that it's light beer.
Just don't use any of these pickup lines around your wives.
They can call them "Star-Buckles"
Her: Doesn't he need to be on a bike?
Me: Well...he is bipedal.
Cue groan.
He calls them Shatner-pants.
100% genuine dad joke my dad just told me.
