A list of puns related to "Liar, Liar"
He lies still.
But he didn't believe me.
I ate Β£1000, didnβt feel grand after
Am-fibb-ian
He still lies.
(Submitted for yβallβs approval from an 8 year old)
You can see right through him.
HandiCAPped
You wonβt believe his story!
Quite deceitful.
It keeps saying my door is a jar - but it's clearly a door.
You're full of shit
They're both full of shit.
I'm not sure whether to believe her or not.
I said, "He must be bloody good, I don't have a son."
Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting
Because she has two.
Him: I didnβt lie. I have 25 bucks.
On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog. I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.
And they wont have Nunavut
Doctor: βSir, Iβll say it again, thatβs A Fib!β
Sorry, Itβs not a good hearted joke.
Everybody's buying it.
I don't have connection to the internet so I can't check.
He showed me this clay pot, and told me that he uses it for slow cooking.
What a crock.
In de nile
He lies still.
He lies still.
He lies still.
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