What does a liar do when he is dead?

He lies still.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ussii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2022
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I told my doctor I was a compulsive liar.

But he didn't believe me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2022
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Whoever said you are what you eat is a liar.

I ate Β£1000, didn’t feel grand after

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlyhope28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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What do you call a frog who is a liar?

Am-fibb-ian

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2022
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What does a liar do when he’s dead?

He still lies.

(Submitted for y’all’s approval from an 8 year old)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F6M6L6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2022
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Why is the Invisible Man such a bad liar ?

You can see right through him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2022
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What do u call a disabled liar

HandiCAPped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowpaner69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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I’m doing a documentary of the most notorious liar in the world

You won’t believe his story!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonOfFavor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2022
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Liar liar pants on fire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do you call a fat liar sitting down?

Quite deceitful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtrendence
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Found out my car is a liar.

It keeps saying my door is a jar - but it's clearly a door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadenStarfish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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What do you say to a constipated liar?

You're full of shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonelyslav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do a serial liar and a cesspit have in common?

They're both full of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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My wife told me she is a compulsive liar

I'm not sure whether to believe her or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Got a call from school, saying my son was a notorious liar....

I said, "He must be bloody good, I don't have a son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Getting quite tired of my friends calling me a pathological liar

Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why is Noelle a liar?

Because she has two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eXplosivO_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Her: You’re such a liar! You said you have between 10 and 15 million dollars.

Him: I didn’t lie. I have 25 bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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My Microwave is a Liar

On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog. I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Those northern canadians can smell a liar a mile away

And they wont have Nunavut

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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β€œI told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??

Doctor: β€œSir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”

Sorry, It’s not a good hearted joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Y'all hear about the habitual liar who allegedly published a best-seller?

Everybody's buying it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megaletoemahs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What are the symptoms of a compulsive liar?

I don't have connection to the internet so I can't check.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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My friend is such a liar.

He showed me this clay pot, and told me that he uses it for slow cooking.

What a crock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryCredibleHulk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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What do you call a liar sitting in a river?

In de nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDitz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What does a liar do when he dies ?

He lies still.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2022
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What does a liar do when he's dead?

He lies still.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2022
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What does a liar do when he's dead?

He lies still.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2022
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