Lia Fail Puns

So, this may be a stupid question, but I havent played .hack//Quarantine yet, so I don't really know the answer. Do we ever actually see what Lia Fail looks like? (I say this because I know helba uses a net slum mirror server to stop players from entering the corrupted area). The reason I ask is because the art I've seen of it looks amazing- I'd love to see if the 3d model even exists. XD

Update: Ok, so wow. Two years later, I've worked in a small team to recreate Lia Fail in VR! Of course, it's just what the game has in it, so it's not a full town by any means, but that doesn't mean it can't be! The model is available for free (along with the fourth root town, Fort Ouph), from here:

http://casuallynoted.deviantart.com/art/Lia-Fail-Model-hack-654631705

Feel free to use both for anything that you'd like! More root towns to come!

If you are interested in helping out with the .hack//VR Project, including recreating field assets/character models, or drawing concept art for the rest of Lia Fail, send me a PM!

The NCTxAespa collab for SMTown (Zoo)has been trending lately, mostly because TY track did the choreography with Bada Lee and it's literally gorgeous. Another reason why it's trending is because Giselle, who is not a dancer, fails in comparison to 4 of NCT's main and lead dancers. Now, I understand why it seems frustrating, but I give major props to the girl for stepping up. It wasn't even that bad, her style of dancing just doesn't match up with everyone else. Even if it was considered not on par with NCT, what is there to hate? Giselle pulled her weight with the best of her capabilities as someone who trained for 11 months to be a rapper. She also states in numerous interviews how hard she's trying to improve in terms of choreography because she knows she lacking, so she's aware of this and is trying her best.

Yangyang on the other hand is the main dancer for WayV. You can tell at the 1:43minute mark that he briefly bombed that section of the dance. Now, I am not saying he deserves hate because idols make mistakes, but if THAT WAS GISELLE???? She would have been canceled for it with so much hate coming from antis and casual fans. Why do we always hold female idols to lower pedestals as if they don't have feelings? Some NCT stans have been quick to call yy's mistake cute and can be excused cause of the difficult choreography, but refuse to give Giselle the same energy

Reminds of Lia, Irene and Jennie too. Male idols aren't called lazy and uncharismatic when they perform with straight faces. It's always "they're tired" or "that's just how they perform, they're more charismatic that way" There have been male idols that have outrightly said that dancing is difficult for them, but no one uses that against them since they, at the very least, execute the dance. But when a woman says the same thing, they're labeled as untalented and are hounded by uncharismatic comments for years. It's getting sadder tbh, knowing that male groups generally have more fans too

Edit: Im not hating on Yangyang, I get his track record. I am a fan after all. My point is to the people hating on Giselle but are swooning over Yy's mistake. Either find both accountable or suck it up. I dont have a problem with either of them. I absolutely loved their Zoo stage

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

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Looking Back on 2021:

format is update, description from perspective, review

1. Dogs + Season 2
   Dogs were largely seen as not worth it since they were as expensive as jetpack, and could only deal damage while player had more than 60 hp (for team dog, even less for other dog). It really popped off for me when i realized the c4 jank. C4 was already a pretty op item (even without the team damage it still has ragdoll [only other source being taser] and remote activation)
   8/10. best jank taser ragdoll ever
2. Lambo Interior + Smoke Grenades
   Lambo Interior was not worth any hurrah over, its cool if you really value renders/visuals but honestly Mad City robbery visuals are the best. Smoke Grenades I was very optimistic about due to C4 being nuts but I didnt think smoke was as good as c4. Smoke could be countered by changing graphics quality and as a cop, I only really used it to clean out bank with noobs because they would get confused. I suppose its stronger as a crim making a getaway and evading cops but its still more expensive than bazooka which does a lot of damage and leaves a fire.
   5/10. interiors lame +2. Smoke had jank but really not most useful. could be used in bank or escaping but rarely worth bazooka missile+200. +3
3. Homes/Apartments + Season 3
   I actually used homes/apartments a lot to set my spawn when "security cell" was still a thing so it was ok, not very impressive though, a lot of people stopped using it and vault because of the price compared to difficulty/output.
   7/10. better spawn optimization (especially before hq base and removed mini cell), kinda not that impressive once crims realized that it wastes money
4. Interrogator/Agent + Pit
   Agent I bought because fomo/limited but as a vehicle it was slower than cars of its price to balance with missiles but missiles had wonky firing system and low damage. Pit was cool since it prevented runners and if you hit them close enough you could hop, eject and cuff.
   2/10. agent garbo. pit was ok ig
5. Tomb + Season 4
   the robbery drop of the half year! impressively difficult for people who rob by rushing and or using forcefield regen. I know i took 10+ tries because i was a rusher but i got the hang of it eventually. as a cop, having 3+ crims become gone for 3 min was annoying. cool trick with walking into exit and tping. cash value great but overall meh

They’re on standbi

These are some half-baked ideas for servants that have been rattling in my degenerate brain for a while. I don't promise total accuracy in what I say about them and mean no harm in anything. Just think of it as Nasuverse changes if that makes it easier. Enjoy and feel free to run with them.

1. Pharaoh Hatshepsut. King, builder, daughter of the god Amun. Built the tallest remaining obelisk. Financed expeditions to the land of Punt, transplanting myrrh trees. Predated Ozy by around 200 years. As a servant I see her as a 5* caster with a single target arts np with a lot of hits, and a QAABB deck. She could have High speed divine words, and Daughter of Amun could be a skill (Arts buff). I see her as spamming her NP often. She would have my room lines for the other pharaohs, Wu Zetian (as fellow 'female kings') and an interlude where she clashes with her stepson Thutmose II, who tried to cut her out of history.
2. Genghis Khan. The Tartan chief who became The Mongolian conqueror. There are a couple places to go with the Khan. Someone who absorbed a piece of the velbar star to become a war fueled warrior? The light of possibility Mongolia still admires? The innocent monster the Silk Road still fears? A rider or an archer? Definitely a 5* though. I like the idea of a double summon so he can jump from Knight class to Cavalier class, get class advantage on both saber and caster at the same time. I would give him the riding passive and give his NP extra damage to peoples his armies conquered, or at least China. Maybe have the scourge of god skill, or scourge of god (apocryphal) because of an apocryphal account, where he applied it to himself. My room comments for Altera, Iskander, Qin and Gilgamesh. His likes are the "what is best in life quote", that was supposed to come from him.
3. Julie 'La Maupin" d'Aubigny. French fencer, opera star, and bi-icon. Liked dressing in men's fashion, to scandalize and arouse those around her. Famous for dueling three men at once for a maiden's attentions, winning and then going back and seducing one of the men (This would be the basis of her NP). Once for joined a convent to pursue a girl, faked her death with by exhuming a corpse and starting a fire, then got bored and ditched her (Possible comment for Martha and Jeanne: "So she devoted her body to God? And what a body it is," needs workshopping). Financed her travels by putting on combination singing and sword duels, when onlookers accused her of being a man, she flashed the c

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

So we all know that there have always been many similarities between Halo and Marathon. And Halo has repeatedly drawn inspiration from Marathon.

I'm not going to go over many of those similarities here. But i'm going to do a brief overview for fun before exploring something that might be of relevant for Halos future.

The first game involves the human colony ship the Marathon, and humanities colony on Tau Ceti IV being attacked by an alien species known as the Pfhor. During the game you encounter the ships three AIs, Leela, Durandal, and Tycho in that order. Tycho is disassembled by the pfhor. And At the end of the game Durandal steals a pfhor ship and leaves the sector, leaving the mljonir cyborg player character behind.

The second games beginning contradicts the ending of the first game. In this game Durandal chose to take your player character with him to the homeworld of the Pfhor slaves known as the S'pht compilers. In the meantime Tycho has been remade in Durandals image, defecting, and now leads the Pfhor. The Pfhor and Tycho capture Durandal, and imprison him in a containment unit and destroy him. Durandals last instruction was for us to wake up an ancient AI imprisoned in the facility beneath the sand, and we are tasked with waking him up. Durandal nicknames the AI Thoth, named after the egyptian god of knowledge. Durandal tells us that Thoth wishes to pursue balance between good and evil, light and darkness. Durandal wants us to wake up Thoth so he can learn the whereabouts of the mysterious eleventh clan of the S'pht that vanished in a shield world built by their creators. The shield world was called K'lia, and they left when war engulfed their planet.

We eventually wake the AI up. Along the way we encounter a description of a S'pht myth

>In primordial space, timeless creatures made waves. These waves created us and the others. Waves were the battles, and the battles were waves*.*
>
>Fleeing all W'rkncacnter, Yrro and Pthia settled upon Lh'owon. They brought the S'pht, servants who began to shape the deserts of Lh'owon into marsh and sea, rivers and forests. They made sisters for Lh'owon to protect and maintain the paradise.
>
>When the W'rkncacnter came, Pthia was killed, and Yrro in anger, flung the W'rkncacnter into the sun. The sun burned them, but they swam on its surface.

The myth recounts Yrro and Pthia, and their eni

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "