My dad always used to say, "The first rule of theater, is to always leave them wanting more"...

Great man, terrible anaesthetist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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As we were leaving for the theater today my husband says,

"Alright, this is the Last Jedi movie I'm seeing"

...We don't even have kids

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Popcorn

I don't like movie theater butter popcorn...it leaves a film in my mouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorjeff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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