My daughter wants a boyfriend, but hasn't been asked out yet. To comfort her, I bought her a little lamb, and named it "Relation".

It's officially her first relationsheep.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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After my daughter named her stuffed lamb "Yucky"...

Wife: "Yucky like gross?" Me: "No, Yucky like ewe." (I begin crying from laughter) Wife (with a blank face): "You think your hilarious don't you?"

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👤︎ u/zjleblanc
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First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:

Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?

Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?

oh wait.........

Credit goes to Matt from Studio C

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📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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[not a pun] need help with a punny name for my wife’s meatballs

Hey /r/puns! My wife is entering a meatball cook off this weekend and needs a name for her entry. Neither of us have the same meat naming talents as Bob Belcher, but thought you guys might be able to help.

She is making a lamb meatball with a creamy orange Moroccan sauce served over a small bed of couscous.

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Food Name Puns

Hey guys my friend is opening up a new bar and is looking for some food name puns. We were looking for some help from Reddit. Here are some of the names we have so far

  • Happy Grillmore
  • Spaghetti Murphy
  • Lasagnye West
  • Forrest Rump
  • Egg Sheeran
  • David Jafflehoff
  • The Lamb Shank Redemption
  • Beef Me Up Scotty
  • HeisenBurger

Anymore suggestions will be appreciated

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