I'm beginning to think most of the jokes here come from Laffy Taffy wrappers.
Chew on that!
What did Baby Corn say to Momma Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
What did Tennessee?
The same thing that Arkansas
Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
My buddy told me to ask him if he's a horse.
he said neigh.
What do you call a tree who can't figure out how to stop a lumberjack?
What do you call a tree who can't figure out how to stop a lumberjack?
Stumped.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because that's the scenter.
Thanks Laffy taffy for the terrible joke.
What was President Taft’s favorite candy?
Laffy Tafty
My worst (best?) dadjoke ever
I was eating lunch at work one day and someone brought in some Laffy Taffy. Before I could even think about what I was saying, I blurted out "I like most kinds of taffy, but Laffy Taffy always tastes kind of funny to me"
I got 3 blank stares and one person who groaned.
