Laface Records Puns

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#Singles

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

Pufferfish is Toni Braxton! Let's discuss how the clue packages related to her.

• First clue package:
  • “...I know a thing or two about defending myself.” = she is and her family drama is documented on their reality show, Braxton Family Values.
  • Mirror ball = she competed in the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars.
  • “...I wanted to blend in, but I just couldn't.” / “Tonight, I'm hoping to stand out like I've done my whole life.” = she originally got her start singing with her sisters as The Braxtons, but was chosen and signed as the LaFace Records’ first female solo artist.
  • School setting = before deciding to pursue singing professionally, she was studying to get a degree in teaching.
  • Scale = her zodiac sign is Libra / her 2005 album was titled Libra.
  • Boomerang = her song “Love Shoulda Brought You Home” appeared on the soundtrack for 1992 film Boomerang.
  • ‘Guitarra’ on guitar = she had a 2000 single called “Spanish Guitar.”
• Second clue package:
  • “My household was very religious.” = her father was a clergyman, her mother and grandfather were pastors, and she and her siblings were raised in a strict religious household.
  • “While the other kids were off going to movies and listening to music, all of that was off limits to me.” = she has previously said that she and her siblings “could not listen to secular music, attend movies, nor participate in most extracurricular activities.”
  • Diary = her song, “Stupid” appeared on the soundtrack for 2005 film Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
  • Cardinal (bird) = she has been in a relationship with rapper Birdman since 2016.
  • “Some of the things I wore got people talking back at church….” = while known for wearing sexy dresses on stage, she wasn’t even allowed to wear pants until she was fourteen.
• Special clues:
  • Strength → “Nothing she can’t fix.” = her most successful single to date, “Un-Break My Heart,” is one of the best-selling singles of all time, earning her several nominations, including a Grammy (which she won) / her 2014 memoir was titled Unbreak My Heart: A Memoir, which led to the 2016 biographical film, Toni Braxton: Unbreak My Heart.
  • Weakness → “Keeping secrets.” = her 1996 album was titled Secrets.
  • First performance:
    • Balloon background = she starred in 2012 film, *The Oogieloves in the Big Ballo

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Idlewild is the sixth and final studio album by American hip hop duo Outkast. It was released on August 22, 2006, by LaFace Records and served as the soundtrack album to the duo's musical film of the same name, which was released that same month. Containing themes relating to the music industry, the album also featured songs not included in the film while incorporating jazz, blues, swing, and soul styles in its music.

The album debuted at number two on the US Billboard 200 chart, selling 196,000 copies in its first week. It achieved minimal international charting and produced five singles that attained moderate Billboard chart success. Despite mixed criticism towards its unconventional musical style and loose thematic structure, Idlewild received positive reviews from most music critics upon its release. The album has been certified platinum in sales by the Recording Industry Association of America for shipments of one million copies in the United States.

#Background

Though less a soundtrack and more of a companion album, the Idlewild album features seven songs from the Idlewild film: "Chronomentrophobia", "Makes No Sense at All", "PJ and Rooster", "Greatest Show on Earth", "When I Look in Your Eyes", and, from the end credits, "Morris Brown". Two snippets of film dialogue are also included on the album as interludes. The rest of the songs performed in the film were included on the earlier OutKast LPs Big Boi and Dre Present...Outkast and Speakerboxxx/The Love Below. In an interview for Billboard, Big Boi stated "This is an OutKast album. It isn't like a soundtrack where we go get this person or that person".

According to PopMatters critic Tim O'Neil, Idlewild's music was "not merely contemporary hip-hop, but a unique hybridization of modern hip-hop with vintage big-band jazz and Delta blues." Jess Harvell from Pitchfork observed imitations of hot jazz and jump blues songs throughout the record, while New York Post writer Dan Aquilante said the album mixed hip hop, jazz, blues, swing, and soul music, as OutKast "chronicled African American musical history with original tunes that transcend race and time".

#Discussion Questions

• This album was panned on release, how has it held up? Has it aged well? Poorly?
• Best tracks? Worst tracks?
• Who was better on this one: Big Boi or André 3000?
• This album is mostly produced by André 3000, thoughts?
• Anyone seen the movie and have any takes on that?

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.