Here’s a holiday-themed dad joke my own dad told me

What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?

Krisp Kringle

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What do you call Santa after he fell into the fireplace?

Krisp Kringle

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It’s that time of year again

-I'm a better wrapper than Jay Z

-If we keep that fire on he’s going to be Krisp Kringle

-What do they spell with at the North Pole? The Elfabet… Do you want to know why it’s different? … It has No-L.

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