Anyone know about a bus to get from Jaela to Kottawa in the morning and vice versa? Doesn't have to be Jaela. Can be somewhere along the negombo side even.
I have been struggling with, what I believe to be, anxiety and depression the past couple of months. I have never been clinically diagnosed with either before, but I have the symptoms.
These symptoms used to be prevalent in my life, but for the past three years I have managed to get rid of them. Now they are back in full force. I'm tired of feeling this way. I have finally accepted I need some sort of medication.
COVID-19 has struck us all - I don't believe any of us can safely say we are financially stable. For this reason, I need to talk to someone that won't break my wallet. Yet, I need someone reliable and preferably English-speaking (I don't speak Sinhala or Tamil).
If anyone knows a professional that may meet these criteria (and aren't overbooked), I would really appreciate it. I'm exhausted of feeling this way.
So, the interruption to water was meant to end at 5am today. Opens tap -> no water.
Has anyone heard any updates regarding the situation?
Hello i tomorrow i have to go to Galle, i read about EX001 bus from maharagama but the information i found are from years ago, it's still there?
Or do you suggest taking a taxi with uber or pick me?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Hi everyone.
I just moved to the UK for studies and made an initial payment of ยฃ5,500 to the uni via NDB Bank by opening a student account.
Now due to banking regulations, the bank says they are unable to pay the rest of the amount ยฃ8,500 to the university.
I am obviously at a loss as to what I can do. I tried calling the Kottawa branch manager who said the same thing.
Could anyone please help or advice as I don't know what to do. I don't have any contacts of any other banks to call via whatsapp to inquire.
Thank you
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
It was about a weak back.
Bob
