A list of puns related to "Kitchen Renovation"
It’s a counter reformation.
Let that sink in.
Happy Father's Day!
My parents are in their kitchen, talking about their different lighting options. Right now, they have several (8, in fact) recessed lights. Some are on a dimmer, some are not.
Mom's talking about how with the way the lights are currently set up, she likes when only 4 are turned on, based on the way they're set up.
"At any rate, the way it looks right now, won't be the same if we get the pendant lights put in. It'll be much better, they won't all be so close together" Mom says.
"Yeah", says Dad, "they'll all be...
Indie-pendant"
God love him.
My mom has been trying to push my dad into renovating the kitchen.
Mom: We're thinking May.
Dad: Yes, we MAY do it.
Out at poker with the guys- friend who just purchased his first house shows up. We ask if he's moved in yet, but he's still renovating.
"There's just a bunch of studs in the kitchen right now"
"Oh, well why didn't you invite them too?"
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