Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Its ok to kiss a nun....
....but don't get into the habit.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
Don't kiss after midnight, folks
It's not proper to kiss on a first date
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
A boy leaned over to steal a kiss from his girl, but she was leaning over to steal a kiss at the same time.
They both made out like bandits.
My girlfriend and I smashed toes trying to kiss each other
I replied in agony nice toe meet you.
My friends are always saying it’s fine to hug and kiss their kids...
But when I hug and kiss their kids it’s suddenly a lawsuit.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
My son asked if he could give me a kiss...
"Disgusting! I'm old enough to be your father!"
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What do you call someone who likes to kiss dead people's necks?
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Can’t we just kiss and make-up?
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?
If a girl has to kiss a lot of frogs before she finds her Prince Charming
Does that mean she has to let a lot of toads in the hole first?
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
One of my dad's favorites.
Listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal
Wife: This is a really strange song. I mean do roses even have lips?
Me: No but I know what plant does.
Wife: ?
Me: Tulips.
My wife told me, "When you kiss my neck, it feels magical."
I guess you could say I'm a neckromancer.
What does a person with no arms say when trying to eat a Hershey's Kiss?
Don't kiss after midnight
It's not proper to kiss on a first date!
You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.
Remember not to kiss after midnight, folks.
It's not proper to kiss on a first date.
If your nose is kind of runny and you go to kiss your honey, you may think that it is funny
Don't kiss anyone today, it's only the first date.
Don't kiss after midnight, folks
It's not proper to kiss on a first date
You shouldn’t kiss anyone on January 1st
Don't kiss anyone today
It's only the first date!
You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st
Do you kiss on the first date?
What about the first raisin?
Why didn't I have a New Years kiss?
I don't kiss on the first date.
When you kiss your honey, and your nose is kind of runny, you may think it's funny, but it's not.
Me: You shouldn’t kiss someone on January 1st
Daughter: Why not?
Me: Because it’s the first date
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