Which one of king Arthur’s knights built the round table?
There are a lot of furniture stores called Sofa King...
...but I've never seen an Ottoman Empire.
King of Arabia who is a father to 40 little kids, bought a train to bring them along to places he visited. On one of his busy work travel trip, he forgot where he parked the train.
He lost his train of tots.
Why did the mushroom get crowned king of the party?
What is the King of all school supplies?
Why did no one laugh when the king farted in front of his court?
Because noble gases do not cause reactions.
When asked his advice on the secret of a happy marriage, King Henry VIII pondered the thought for a moment, then he replied...
... "it's all in the execution."
My daughter said she was going to marry the king of the world.
After much research, it has finally been discovered why King Arther’s knights were of the “round” table instead of the “square table.”
The knights that designed it were named Sir Cular and Sir Cumference. Rumor has it they were both obsessed with eating pi.
What do people yell as the king of cheese land walks by?
I don't want to spoil the ending of IT by Stephen King
But I can tell you, IT's going down well
What do the subjects of a stoner king refer to him as?
What do readers of Steven King and Russia have in common?
They have both learned to be afraid of Clowns.
Steven King has a sense of humor.
He named his son Joe King.
My 9yr old son joke: Who is the king of all mathematicians ?
The eraser was crowned "King of Office Supplies" but got overthrown within a day.
When someone told me the Lord of The Rings: Return Of The King featured elf songs I was a little disappointed
But it was in the title all along and I should have expected an appearance from Elvish Presley.
was just reading a post and thought of this. . .Who was the most expensive of King Arthur's knights?
Surcharge.
Ok I did see it somewhere, but really, I was reading a post and it just came to me. 😁
Of all the knights in King Arthur’s court…
Sir Ratcha was the spiciest.
My late father is the king of dad jokes
I'm still waiting for the punch line
What did the king say at the banquet honouring one of his fallen men?
This'll be a knight to remember
Wife bought me a shirt and I am the king of dad jokes... and honestly I'm only occasionally sarcastic
a king was sick of shitty dad jokes and lame puns...
so he hired the 10 most popular comedians in the country to come up with 1 good pun each, hoping one of them would make him laugh.
unfortunately, no pun in ten did
Which one of King Arthur’s knights was looking for Merlin?
Sir-ching.
(As soon as I typed the punchline I realized how bad it looks written out. Is this okay, or should I delete?)
What was the name of the Knight who always caught King Arthur off guard?
I didn't use to be afraid of clowns, but then I read a Stephen King novel.
The king of the jungle always wore a certain pocket flower whenever it went outside. Do you know why?
If the Lion is the king of the jungle, which animal is the king of the forest?
What kind of parties does king arthur do?
What do you call the King of Measurement Devices?
Some people say tigers are the king of the jungle.
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.
His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.
Desperate, he went to Croesus the pawnbroker to ask for a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” “But I paid a million dinars for it,” the King protested. “Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!”
Croesus replied, “When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”
To rule in The Hall of the Mountain King...
... one must be High King. High King boots and a High King stick are helpful, but are not necessary to get there.
Which one of King Arthur’s knights was always overly cautious?
I just heard the king of Spain is quarantined on his private jet-
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
I'm reminded of the time the King was saved in battle by his grandchildren
Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
Historians have discovered the name of the Knight that designed King Arthur's Round Table.
Do you know the name of the knight that designed King Arthur's Round Table?
What was the name of King Arthur’s knight who built the round table?
Who was the fattest knight of King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference, he had eaten too much pi.
Which one of King Arthur’s knights named the Round Table?
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