A list of puns related to "King Of Anything"
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
While trying to catch the grandpa in law with a quick joke i heard in bad grandpa
What's the key to comedy? And before they say anything you interrupt with "timing" but good ol king of jokes grandpa yells "whiskey!" He never ceases to amaze me.
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