My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The suspense is killing me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.

Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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This is killing me

https://i.imgur.com/K0QITw8.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liveda4th
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I can’t believe my back is killing me.

My spine has some nerve!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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My dinner was too heavy and it is killing me.

It was wonton.

(Came up with this last night making dumplings, figured you guys will enjoy it more than my husband did πŸ˜‚)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Putoneverything
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My wife asked me to take a spider out instead of killing it so I took out for some drinks.

He seems like a cool guy. He says he want to be a web-designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick0B
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Friend's dad is killing me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCoolGuy69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went out and had beers. Cool guy, very driven, wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mer-edith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We had some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it

Went to the bar, had a few drinks, nice guy, turns out he's a Web designer

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it...

Had a few drinks, he is a cool guy, wants to be a Web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgm810
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackdec2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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My wife told me take the spider out instead of killing him.

We had a few drinks, what a great guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SindySlaughter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing.

We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrambledeggsalad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he's a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adventure84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him

Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My wife told me take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aglatte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he’s a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaughterBoner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lichqueen22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We had some drinks, cool guy, says he wants to be a web-developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mku4e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

So we went out and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHOFUCCINGFARTED
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.credits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ariesconfusion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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My wife told me to take the spider outside instead of killing hime

so I did. we went out. had a few drinks. real nice guy.

hes a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberrich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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My girlfriend told to me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. He wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjbbeagle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My wife told me to take the wasp out instead of killing it.

We had some drinks, nice guy, wants to be in a heavy metal-band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zebjez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

Tonight is our third date, he's a cool guy. He's an aspiring web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalyconBolt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went out for a few drinks. He’s a pretty cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went out for drinks. Really nice guy. Has aspirations of web design.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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My girlfriend made me take the spider out instead of killing it.

...so I did. Had some drinks, cool guy. Turns out he wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We went and had some drinks. cool guy. wants to be a web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aria7188
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it...

We had a couple drinks and it turns out he's pretty cool.

Wants to get into web development.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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