Kids In Danger Puns

They might just rob someone.

I'm just kidding. Don't pick up COVID-19 in line. It's dangerous, stay home people.

I took my two kids (4 and 6) to the new aquarium in our city. They have a petting tank with harmless bamboo sharks. I reach in to the tank. 4 year old: "Is it dangerous?" Me: "Yep" and get a good look of slight fear from him. I then pull my hand out with my ring finger bent over and show it to him. He responds with a look of abject horror. 6 year old: "Stop messing with us!" Unfold my finger and show them. My 4 year old was not amused.

Mom: I'm just going to jump in the shower real quick, I'll be down in a while.

Me: It's dangerous to jump in the shower, you might slip and hurt yourself.

Dad is in the kitchen, and didn't hear my response

Dad: Don't jump in the shower or you'll fall.

I just out dadjoked my own dad. If it wasn't for the fact I don't want kids, I've got the makings of being a great father some day!