I asked my kid to get me the phone book. He called me a dinosaur and handed me his iphone.

So the fly is dead, the iphone is broken, and my son is furious.

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My kids made origami dinosaurs, then had them fight.

I don’t know how this will unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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I'm getting so old. When I was a kid they said Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Now they say it's been 66 million years.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Pangaea!

We went to a science museum today and there was the a dinosaur exhibit where the fossils came from Antarctica. Of course there is a map of the continents.

I turn to my kid: "Why is Pangaea called the Super Continent? It was bit by a radioactive continent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mister-ferguson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?

I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.

"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.

Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Got dadjoked by my five year-old cousin

Me: What's on your shirt? Him: Dinosaurs! Me: Have you ever seen a dinosaur? Him: No. They all died. That's why they're called die-nosaurs.

Kid has a bright future.

Edit: verb tense

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2014
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Dino

My kid playing with a dinosaur sticker, tears the tail. Me "Oh boy, now he will be Dino-sore"

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