A list of puns related to "Khazar Language"
We hear this statement all the time, often spammed throughout subs under an anti-Israel video, or during debates. It is accompanied with the notion that calling critics of Israel antisemitic is a silencing tactic meant to hide Israel's crimes against humanity and serve as a diversion from the plight of the Palestinians. The idea that Jews are "invoking the Holocaust" to justify persecution and have a "victim complex" comes up very frequently. I just wanted to make a post summarizing my thoughts about just how misguided this sentiment is, as an armament to those of you who frequently encounter it. Feel free to criticize or add to it.
1: The level of criticism leveraged against Israel is completely disproportionate to the wrongdoings of Israel. This will often be countered with claims of "whataboutism." The reality is, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is one of the lowest-scale conflicts on Earth. The amount of people who die in the conflict pales in comparison to almost all other modern conflicts, including many that few have ever heard of, and pretty much all the ones that people have heard of. The level of humanitarian crisis and oppressive policy caused by the Israeli government, doesnt match that ongoing in many parts of the world, that again gets very little attention. There are hundreds of "ethnostates" in the world and the Palestinians demand one of their own, yet the only ethnostate in the world worth attacking as an ethnostate is Israel.
The problem with the "whataboutism" retort is that the invocation and critique of Israel, both online, in the real world, in student governments, by actual governments, on any single piece of content made by a Jew anywhere on the internet or in a scholarly setting, and down to what people say when they first meet a Jew, is extremely disproportionate, to a level way beyond people who aren't Jewish can imagine without living our experience. Yes, "this post is about Israel, stop with the whataboutism" is a good argument in a vacuum. When every 2 days a heavily upvoted top reddit post is a video specifically designed to portray Israelis as evil, and you have entire news networks, websites, and organizations devoted to diverting all conversation about war/racism/healthcare/financial inequality/trans rights/feminism/video games/artwork to attacks and boycotts on Israel, that argument becomes weaker and weaker.
2: The nature of criticism leveraged at Israel is completely out of proportion to that done on other cou
... keep reading on reddit โกI was trying to make a list of all Georgian monarchs ever, under monarchs I mean everyone, including kings of separated and divided Georgian territories and their self-proclaimed kings, and including tribal leaders of the early period.
Also, in case this gets reposted, I don't want to share just names and what they did, I want people to understand the timeline and what were these states where these people ruled, so we start from there, with a small overview of general proto-Georgian states that were settled by Georgians for many thousands of years and even beyond that, tribal settlements already existed 200 000 years ago, exactly in the surroundings of where are major Georgian cities today, early proto-Georgian states were first mentioned in 1200 BC by the Assyrian king Tiglath-Pileser I, it seems that Diauehi - แแแแแฎแ (1200 BC - 750 BC), was counter-attacking the king. There is the Kingdom of Colchis - แแแแฎแแแ / แแแ แแกแ (1300 BC - 164 BC) which eventually absorbed Diauehi as the union of proto-Georgian tribes. Meanwhile, in the East of Georgia, the Kingdom of Iberia (302 BC - 580 AD) is taking shape under the first Georgian dynasty of Kings. Under Roman rule, Colchis transformed into Lazica - แแแแแแ / แแแ แแกแ (131 AD - 697 AD). After Lazica and Iberia, Georgians were seeking ways to unite the dynasty, Tao-Klarjeti, Abkhazia, Kartli, all were taking part in the game of thrones. Finally, the second major dynasty of Kings was able to unite all Georgian tribes within the Kingdom of Georgia (1008 - 1490), after devastating attacks Kingdom was divided into small duchies who all claimed to be kings of Georgia, such as the Kingdoms of Kartli, Kakheti, and Imereti. Until 1810, when Russian Empire abolished the Georgian monarchy.
To be honest, I didn't check the limit that actually exists for a Reddit post, it's 40000 characters, and I did over 80000 so had to trim it a bit, but I think I have provided information for anyone who had an impact and actually did something beneficial or had an impact but did something awful, you can find all the game of thrones here. I will post both parts at the same time and will link both parts to each other.
Sieni (Approx. 1120 BC - 1100 BC) - Diauehi |
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Diauehi being a military union of different tribes, chose Sieni as a representative and a king, Sieni was the one who counter-attacked Assyrian king Tiglath-Pileser I but lost the war. |
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... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
This is Part 2-D-ฮต, the direct continuation of 2-D-ฮด, which you can find here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AttackOnRetards/comments/rfoxhb/continuation_of_my_previous_posts_about_the/
ANTIQUITY (Wikipedia expands on this)
Greek colonies established on the Black Sea coast in the 7thย centuryย BC became important centres of commerce with the local tribes. Among the native peoples, Herodotus listed the Getae of the Lower Danube region, the Agathyrsi of Transylvania and the Syginnae of the plains along the river Tisza at the beginning of the 5thย centuryย BC. Centuries later, Strabo associated the Getae with the Dacians who dominated the lands along the southern Carpathian Mountains in the 1stย centuryย BC. Burebista was the first Dacian ruler to unite the local tribes. He also conquered the Greek colonies in Dobruja and the neighbouring peoples as far as the Middle Danube and the Balkan Mountains between around 55ย andย 44 BC. After Burebista was murdered in 44ย BC, his kingdom collapsed.
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The Romans reached Dacia during Burebista's reign and conquered Dobruja in 46ย AD. Dacia was again united under Decebalus around 85ย AD. He resisted the Romans for decades, but the Roman army defeated his troops in 106ย AD. Emperor Trajan transformed Banat, [Oltenia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki
... keep reading on reddit โกSince "Liturgy" is not synonymous to "Genetics", a thing that the Jews today sadly do not know, and because the Ashkenazi rite had took over Europe as a whole in the 16th Century (Yiddish replaced many smaller local Jewish languages) while Sephardic rites took over the Oriental World (sans Yemen, mostly); I find myself write this post for any Jews interested. I will mention each diasporal group by their demographic weight:
Do your worst!
I do some googling for fun sometimes.
It never ceases to amaze me how study after study confirms that Ashkenazim are generally a mix of paternal Levantine and maternal South Mediterranean, but the most common results will literally go from โnew research sheds light on mysterious Turko-Slavic origins of the Ashkenazimโ to straight up segwaying into the Khazar theory. (Why is that? Are they getting the most attention from the โanti-Zionist-not-antisemiticโ crowd and the algorithm does the rest?) No wonder so many people are susceptible to insane conspiracies about our origins if this is the top result.
Iโm trying to make sense of it - and I suppose I understand that many people have a vested stake in such theories, and that for others, itโs an opportunity to put out an academic theory thatโs a bit different and will make them stand out - but Iโve never understood how and why large groups of European/miscellaneous people would adopt the Hebrew alphabet and religion just because, unless they already had a deep link to it. People bringing up such brazen theories would really need to look at nations like, say, the Irish, who are struggling to take their own language back into common use - but some linguists out there are arguing that some Turkic people took on Hebrew just cause?
Or, people trying to discredit shared Ashkenazi ancestry, how does that not embarrass their common sense on a public stage? I mean, if virtually all Ashkenazim are distant cousins, itโs impossible for us not to have common ancestry, and thatโs simple enough that even a non-academic would be seriously lacking in basic logic to not understand.
I guess it matters to me because my worst experience of anti semitism was from someone whom Iโd considered a friend (no longer), who one night just started spewing Louis Farrakhan style rants about โEuropeanโ Jews not being real Jews, and Jews not having the same rights as other ethnic groups (cause not an ethnic group, or something). Do people not get alarm bells going off in their heads when non-Jews engage in research that is solely and deeply invested in discrediting Jewish people hood? To end on a Mariah Carey note, โwhy are you so obsessed with me?โ
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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