My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.

Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.

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I'm a prosecutor, and we had our morning meeting, and I was asked to leave over this one

1: "The fight was in the kitchen area at the restaurant between the bus boy and the dish washer."

Me:" Who is the defendant? "

1: "The dish washer. "

Me: " Is it the State v. Ken More? (Kenmore)"

2: "Get out."

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