After the brutal rape, torture, mutilation & murder of a 32 y old woman,12 women assembled outside the Assam Rifles headquarters in Kangla Fort, Imphal, and stripped all their clothes and screamed slogans of βIndian Army rape usβ¦ we all are Manoramaβs mothersβ & βKill us. Rape us. Flesh us.β
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Shrine dedicated to apex Sanamahi deity Pakhangba. Located at Kangla Fort, Imphal
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After the brutal rape, torture, mutilation & murder of a 32 y old woman,12 women assembled outside the Assam Rifles headquarters in Kangla Fort, Imphal, and stripped all their clothes and screamed slogans of βIndian Army rape usβ¦ we all are Manoramaβs mothersβ & βKill us. Rape us. Flesh us.β
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Manipur: BJP Changes Venue of Modi Rally After Irom Sharmila's Party Files Complaint. The rally was to be held at the Kangla fort which the Meiteis hold sacred. The PRJA said, βWe will not tolerate a political slugfest inside the premises of the sacred Kangla.β
thewire.in/110759/bjp-manβ¦
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Govindaji temple inside Kangla Fort,Imphal[OS]
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
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︎ Jan 02 2022
This subreddit is 10 years old now.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
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What starts with a W and ends with a T
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︎ Jan 13 2022
What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?
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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyβre not dating anybody?
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︎ Jan 12 2022
Geddit? No? Only me?
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︎ Dec 28 2021
I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
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︎ Jan 07 2022
E or Γ?
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︎ Jan 03 2022
No spoilers
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︎ Jan 06 2022
Covid problems
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︎ Jan 12 2022
Pun intended.
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︎ Jan 15 2022
These aren't dad jokes...
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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I had a vasectomy because I didnβt want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
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What did 0 say to 8 ?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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Spi__
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︎ Jan 11 2022
I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.
I won't be doing that today!
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︎ Dec 27 2021
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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︎ Jan 15 2022
The Ancient Romans II
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︎ Dec 29 2021
I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?
You take away their little brooms
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︎ Jan 09 2022
I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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︎ Jan 01 2022
It this sub dead?
There hasn't been a post all year!
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︎ Jan 01 2022
School Was Clothed
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︎ Jan 08 2022
Letting loose with these puns
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︎ Jan 13 2022
Couch potato
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︎ Dec 31 2021
All dad jokes are bad and hereβs why
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︎ Jan 13 2022
Baka!
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︎ Jan 09 2022
concrete πΏ
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︎ Jan 07 2022
My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?
After all his first name is No-vac
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︎ Jan 06 2022
If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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︎ Jan 09 2022
Thatβs Michelle
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︎ Jan 10 2022
Is this sub still active?
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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︎ Dec 31 2021
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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︎ Jan 13 2022
My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
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︎ Jan 14 2022
is Isn't
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︎ Jan 11 2022
@u/mordrathe - remix
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︎ Jan 12 2022
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?
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︎ Jan 05 2022
I named my dog "5 miles."
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888
Just to clarify, 12345678
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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!"
Her: "What the hell does that mean?!"
Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
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