The police have no leads.
They say this is the first known case of knick-knack paddy wack.
Dog’s urine contains a compound of potassium and phosphorus. The compound is being analyzed as below:
Mass of an empty test–tube = 10.183 grams
Mass of test–tube + compound = 10.947 grams
Mass of test–tube + potassium after compound is thermally decomposed and phosphorus is evaporated away = 10.885 grams.
Calculate the empirical formula of this compound (Ar: P = 31, K = 39).
Answer
>!Mass of compound = 0.764 grams, mass of phosphorus = 0.062 grams, mass of potassium = 0.702 grams!<
>!Converting the elemental masses into moles: mole of P = 0.062/31 = 0.002 and mole of K = 0.702/39 = 0.018!<
>!Divide 0.018 by 0.002 gives a mole ratio of P : K = 1 : 9!<
>!Therefore the formula of the compound is canine pee (K9P).!<
I said 4 liters, 9 if you include the glass.
She said: "What!?"
Me: Yea.
Liter C.
Liter O.
Liter K.
Liter E.
I replied “No. it was a K 9”
K-9 units.
They teach grades K-9
My co-worker turned to a veteran employee and said, “ya know, for as long as ugg has been around I’m surprised they haven’t made any uggs for dogs.”
I chuckle to myself for a few seconds and he asks, “What the hell is so funny?”
I respond in the voice of an over enthusiastic sales man, “Hello there miss, I see you’ve brought your dog in today, what size is she....K-9?”
