A list of puns related to "K+s"
Happy No L!
Because they're all not 'C's.
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
Pier Review.
It’s about sea birds forming a labor union. The title is ‘Cormorant Strike.’
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.
Because the parrotscetamol
A: Cuatro Sinko
One year for Halloween my dad thought he had the funniest costume.
He taped Snickers bars to his pants and went around laughing all night long. He called himself "Snickers".
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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