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Card Info
Airing on (Internet Stream) @ Wednesday 01.12.2022 at 08:00 PM ET
Main Card:
| Division | Fighters | Link |
|---|---|---|
| Catchweight (105) | Alesha Zappitella vs. Jéssica Delboni | LINK |
| Featherweight | LINK | |
| Bantamweight | Monica Franco vs. Hailey Cowan | LINK |
| Bantamweight | Maria Jose Favela vs. Sarah Kleczka | LINK |
| Atomweight (105) | LINK | |
| Flyweight | Helen Peralta vs. Elise Pone | LINK |
Undercard:
| Division | Fighters | Link |
|---|
^(Fight card order and start times may be inaccurate.)
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Welcome to r/mma's discussion of Invicta on AXS TV: Rodriguez vs. Torquato, from Kansas City, Kan.! Please keep the fight discussions in here.
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Card Info
Airing on (AXS TV) @ 08:00 PM ET
Main Card:
| Division | Fighters | Link |
|---|---|---|
| Flyweight | Karina Rodriguez vs. Daiana Torquato | LINK |
| Catchweight (105) | Alesha Zappitella vs. Jéssica Delboni | LINK |
| Flyweight | Juliana Miller vs. Claire Guthrie | LINK |
| Flyweight | Josee Storts vs. Maria Jose Favela | LINK |
Undercard:
| Division | Fighters | Link |
|---|---|---|
| Strawweight | Fatima Kline vs. Ariana Melendez | LINK |
| Flyweight | Elise Pone vs. Chrissy Yandolli | LINK |
^(Fight card order may be inaccurate.)
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Welcome to r/mma's discussion of Invicta FC 42: Cummins vs. Zappitella, from Kansas City, Kansas, United States! Please keep the fight discussions in here.
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Main Card: (UFC Fight Pass) @ 08:00 PM ET
| Division | Fighters | Link |
|---|---|---|
| Catchweight 105lbs | Ashley Cummins vs. Alesha Zappitella | LINK |
| Bantamweight | Lisa Verzosa vs. Raquel Canuto | LINK |
| Strawweight | Jéssica Delboni vs. Herica Tiburcio | LINK |
| Flyweight | Victoria Leonardo vs. Liz Tracy | LINK |
| Bantamweight | Auttumn Norton vs. Brittney Cloudy | LINK |
| Flyweight | Jennifer Chieng vs. Flore Hani | LINK |
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