Justin I Puns

I live in Utah, and obviously work here. MLM’s here are common, I’ve never worked for one, but a lot of people in the valley have. I know someone who worked at NuSkin and knew Justin and Whitney during their affair. Here are the main points I was told:

• Whitney was married to an ex-BYU football player and was 22 at the time.

• There was a retreat that was held in like a giant compound of cabin mansions, everyone on Justin’s team stayed there. Others in the NuSkin company went up for a day for a meeting/presentation. The reports were there was weird energy- people drinking who obviously didn’t drink (Mormon) and Whitney hanging on Justin and a lot of inappropriate work touching. Basically a lot of other coworkers were like “wtf is up with Justin’s team it smells like SIN in here.”

• Whitney was Justin’s secretary (admin)

• For about a year, at conferences, Whitney would often end up “ironing Justin’s clothes” at the hotels, and ending up in his jacket if she was cold, etc… basically everyone at the company was like side eyeing the whole situation

• Everything gets blown up when they went to Hawaii for a distributors (MLM jargon) conference and Whitney was full baby bump, in a bikini, dirty dancing on Justin. Whitney was getting divorced during this time.

• many Mormon distributors were like “um what is the married VP of our region doing grinding on his secretary?”

• one of the main distributors over China and Japan threatened to quit because they found the debauchery offensive

• They both end up shitcanned for their affair, mostly because the CEO was like “bro why? And is she pregnant?” And Justin was like “yeah the kids mine”

• a coworker called Justin’s wife and told her about the affair

• Justin was kicked out and married pregnant Whitney within WEEKS of his wife kicking his ass out of the house

• Someone from NuSkin married them which I think is funny (everyone in the room did literally hate him because I guess his wife is pretty awesome)

• Justin was allegedly in the bishopric (Leadership of the LDS church) and HE was excommunicated (Whitney was not but he was)

• Justin and Whitney aren’t actually that rich they just know rich MLM people and all their money has been made via MLM.

I actually think they seem to be in love and the affair to me isn’t shocking. But I thought the tea was still fun.

Here’s the Tweet. He’s The Athletic’s beat reporter for UC. Seems pretty on brand for Fickell.

EDIT: Full video w/context from the local FOX affiliate.

EDIT 2: Full press conference, including Ridder at the end if you want everything that was said this morning.

[Justin Anderson]

Y’all didn’t ask, but I’m not going for any Rick Carlisle slander. Basketball savant that only cares about winning.

Source

https://twitter.com/JusAnderson1/status/1471180465264545797

Fr can you name someone from that state besides funny editor man?

Think back on the AMA with Justin. Reading between the lines there was so much he wanted to say about the whole shitshow of working with James that he couldn’t go into for PR reasons. He gave us hints but was careful not to give away too much of the negative details.

Since then, we see morsels of it given to us in in the videos.

The 5:40pm upload timing.

The unflattering editing.

The references to the truth memes in the ancillary shows such as hack the movies and talk about games.

It’s obvious Justin and co are bursting at the seams to tell the truth about what its like to work with sleepy bimmy and I predict we will be hearing all about it in the near future when this circus act finally collapses in on itself.

Someone who has time for them and knows them on a personal level.

I think most of the married Duggars are in fact way more comfortable with their in-laws than their own parents. Hilary is just the only in-law to showcase it.

Joe also seems to love to hang around with the Caldwells and everytime I see Jinger around Jerm's parents she seems really happy. Of course it could all be for the photos, but I do think that no in-law has a similar close relationship to Michelle and JB (with the exception of Anna who was forced into this position).

JB and Michelle have so many kids and are always thinking about ways to showcase them, that they don't find the ressources to actually care about the relationships with their kids. So, basically every Duglet is a lost Duglet in the end - until they are adopted by their new families.

That is all.

PS - His coach is a fucking moron, however.

I’m sorry for whining, I just needed to vent somewhere. I live up in Seattle and as soon as JF became the starter I made it a priority to go get tickets to the game. They’re the best tickets I’ve had in my life, and they weren’t cheap. And all just to see Nick Foles. I know, I know, that’s the gamble with getting tickets in advance. But FUCK.