At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altruistic_Grog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away /r/Jokes/comments/o1sbpj/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmeggt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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Just before midnight tonight, I’ll lift up my left leg.

That way, I can start the new year on the right foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I booked a table for Valentines night tonight and I just hope it goes better than last year.

We were there for about 20 minutes before my wife even potted a red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwolve378
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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A friend of mine just got her wisdom teeth taken out but still wants to go to a party tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/j1mmyb01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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So my dad just told this joke tonight

Dad’s mate: so we got any New Years resolutions? Dad: 1080, 720p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash-7g42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My local movie theatre got robbed tonight, and the thieves got away with just over $1200...

They got 2 Large Cokes, a Large Popcorn, and a box of Skittles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Just a few one-liners my dad thought up tonight

"Parallel lines struggle to make ends meet".

"Decapitated man can't get ahead".

"Reformed junkie encouraged to get back on the horse".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Earthwire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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I just told my dad there was gonna be a meteor shower tonight.

He replied β€œDo I need soap?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightfinger253
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Just thought of this while cleaning up the kitchen tonight imgur.com/5RM1yhi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMajicman
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2016
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My 5yr-old just got me tonight

Explaining to her during bedtime snuggle that I'm about to make it so her bed is much higher than her little brother's...

Her- "oh like a junk bed?" Me- "no silly, it's a bunk bed" Her- "oh yeah (sheepishly), bunk bed" Snuggle a bit more Her- "do you know why it's called a bunk bed daddy?" Me- "no" Her- "because it's so high when you sit up you "bunk" your head on the ceiling" Me- hugs her tightly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norcalscan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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A barperson just said to me 'we had a salsa night tonight, so we've closed off the back of the bar'

So I said 'makes sense. It must smell of tomatoes.'

She didn't laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hacker_Alias
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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At any moment the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.

~A whim away A whim away A whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aidanexe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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The urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatsorcerer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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At any given moment, the urge to sing, β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away...

A whim away. A whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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If you are watching The Lion King tonight, just remember that the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just...

A whim away, a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway10131007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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At any point in time the urge to sing *’A Lion Sleeps Tonight’* is just a....

Whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItshaPrawn1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I have an urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight that's always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrasseFisk
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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At the zoo viewing the lion exhibit, the urge to suddenly sing β€œthe lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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