If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.
Because 2022 is 2020 too.
I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.
Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.
A confectioner just couldn’t break bad news to anyone
He kept sugarcoating everything
I just got over a bad staff infection.
Now I have a temporary employee infection.
What do we do with the jokes that are just so bad?
Serious question here, being seeing a ton more of “dad jokes” that are completely terrible. Not “so bad that they’re good” just, so bad you wonder if they have any humor at all.
My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
This one is just bad.
So two hunters are doing their jobs and suddenly, one of them gets mauled by a bear. The other hunter calls 911 and says, "Hey! You need to come over quickly! My friend is being mauled by a bear! Actually, I think he might be dead!" And so the lady said "Alright, but can you make sure he's dead?" Through the phone, the lady heard a *POW* and the hunter said, "Okay, so now what?"
It’s only a dad joke if it’s from the D’Adjoque region of France. Otherwise it’s just a bad pun.
So I just had my first day at my new job at Subway... My boss told me they've never seen someone as bad as me...
My half sister just got a really bad infection just like me...
I don't know if it's a dad joke or just a regular bad joke.
The other day I was really killing them at the comedy club, but eventually all they did was boo
Breaking bad was just another critical meth movement.
You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine
Just arrived in Minnesota: the land of 10,000 lakes and 1 bad pun..
Just ate this, now i get butterflies in my stomach (is it how you use it idk im bad at English)
My daughter is trying to light a fire at camp and it just WOULDN'T light. Turn to her and tell her it's because the firewood is bad. "How can you Tell" she asks..
Because the wood is naughty.
Too bad that qb just retired from the Colts.
Guess they’re out of luck
I just heard some bad news about Subway’s 6 inch sub.
They aren’t going to make them any longer.
Just trying to keep people safe (bad cropping for anonymity)
I just found a fortune cookie with a bad fortune in it.....
Breaking News: A turtleneck seller is to appear in court for selling his turtlenecks to the public, and just killing so many turtles. And sweater or not he wins, he was really a bad salesman.
People say puns are just bad dad jokes.
I don't think that could be father from the truth.
I just drove by a train station in a bad part of town.
It was on the wrong side of the tracks.
I just farted and my wife says it stinks really bad, but I can't smell it.
It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.
I got this Polish beer, its not great, its not bad, its just
I just spent a few minutes complaining about people who smell bad.
Dad: cmon son just try some. Son: Dad, why do you want me to try this chapstick so bad???
Dad: because it’s the balm!
I just told my son bad circulation is hereditory...
I just watched a bad movie about sea thieves.
In a review, I gave it a 3.14 rating.
My wife just got me bad.
Watching TV and some show has a commercial on and it says "catch up now OnDemand!". I'm only half paying attention to it when my wife looks at me and is like "but what if I want mustard?"
EDIT: Removed accidental extra word.
Just how bad is it to use Cats when you meant Cat's?
Hey, it's not a Catapostrophe.
My Brother just texted me saying he felt bad because his friends from California are saying he grew cold and distant.
He’s currently getting a masters degree in Alaska
Is “dadjokes” just a euphemism for really bad jokes?
A really bad cold has been making its way around my office. The latest victim just started coughing today.
Him: "Nah, I'm not getting sick. It's all in the head. Like allergies. I used to be allergic to pistachios, but now I'm not!" starts eating some pistachios
Me: "Did you really used to be allergic to them?"
Him: "No, of course not. That would be nuts!"
True story, just happened. My 10 year daughter, with an evil grin, just informed me "I can spell a bad word using the letters from "this."
And I was like "No shit?"
I just got back from my doctor. He told me he had good news and bad news.
He said, "The good news is, you have twenty four hours left to live."
I said, "Doctor, what do you mean?! If that's the good news, what's the bad news?"
My doctor said, "Well, I forgot to call you yesterday."
My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
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