A list of puns related to "Joy Of Cooking"
So I come home today after a hard days work to the sight of my dad cooking the dinner. I walk into the kitchen and ask
"How long is dinner going to be"
He suddenly stops cooking as I hear muffled sounds of laughter. Slowly turning around I can see tears of joy building up in his eyes as he extends his hands about 40cm apart and whispers
"About this long"
Dammit.
I was busy cooking us pancakes for breakfast when she came out with this one:
Her: Dad you're a pancake.
Me: Huh? I'm not a pancake.
Her: Hi Not-a-pancake, I'm Silvia.
Me: proud tears of joy
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