22 Hilarious Jokes Without Puns

If you tell a dad joke without being a father...

Would that be considered a faux Pa?

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📅︎ Nov 28 2020

I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...

That's against D-Law.

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👤︎ u/huxtiblejones

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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Without people that aren't dads posting dad jokes here

This would be a dad sub

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👤︎ u/MR_GUY1479

📅︎ Nov 07 2020

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My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...

my comedic tie, Ming."

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98

📅︎ Sep 22 2020

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

This is supposed to be empty but the auto-moderator spoiled my joke.

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👤︎ u/knanshon

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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Soon just got me without this one: "Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?"

Give me a second I'm still working on it.

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👤︎ u/wheezy360

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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I realised jokes without punchline are funnier

[Removed]

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👤︎ u/Bandenman

📅︎ Dec 16 2019

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Dadjokes are without question the best jokes in the world and let me write why in the comment section.

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👤︎ u/NightRieder

📅︎ Mar 03 2019

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It's hard to crack a joke without this photo

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👤︎ u/StealthOTK

📅︎ Sep 09 2017

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Not really a joke but the other day I told my daughter "doesn't 'bad...ass' sound like a person has a problem with their ass? Like it smells of farts". Now she can't hear the term "badass" in any context without giggling.

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👤︎ u/Special_KC

📅︎ Oct 26 2018

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What's a dad joke without a pun?

Just a ch line.

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👤︎ u/kirillsimin

📅︎ Jun 20 2018

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Having been raised without a dad, I never realized there was a void in my life until you all filled it. Thank you! In appreciation, I present the only dad joke I've experienced firsthand.

Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."

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👤︎ u/awildredditappears

📅︎ Oct 15 2014

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Can't even go to the movies without making a dad joke... imgur.com/9lSASXu

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👤︎ u/notnotinaskaband

📅︎ Nov 29 2013

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Wouldn't be Christmas dinner without a terrible Dad joke.

My brother was talking about his new torque wrench, and my dad says "You should be careful with that", and, as we all glare at him, waiting for the punchline, he says, "Didn't Miley Cyrus get in trouble for torque-ing?"

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👤︎ u/goodgod-lemon

📅︎ Dec 26 2013

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He wouldn't be my dad without the jokes

http://imgur.com/UiODJRb

He posted a photo on his Facebook of the semen-based recipe book and made some really bad semen puns and so did all of his friends.

Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way.

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👤︎ u/lolsasha

📅︎ Dec 04 2013

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Can You Make It Through These Dad Jokes Without Groaning?

http://youtu.be/q-d8JufG7e8

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👤︎ u/JoWiLe

📅︎ Aug 02 2014

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If you tell a dad joke without having any kids

then are you a faux pa?

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👤︎ u/doctorirish_2020

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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A joke without a punchline is like

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👤︎ u/bogtownboy

📅︎ Dec 10 2019

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What do you call a Reddit joke without a punchline?

Clickbait

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👤︎ u/puggoamber

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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👤︎ u/Fard_Shidson

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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👤︎ u/mrgeekXD

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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Hey you wanna hear a joke without a punchline

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👤︎ u/CanadianKing47

📅︎ Dec 06 2017

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